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http://www.sa.org/

There you go!

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Is that a piss take website or what? Sexaholics Anonymous?!?!?!

"Our primary purpose is to stay sexually sober and help others to achieve sexual sobriety" Fukin weirdos I say :o
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Post by james_m »

It seems to be a website which is tied in closely with the church!

I like the 'test yourself' section:
Have you ever thought you needed help for your sexual thinking or behavior?


That you'd be better off if you didn't keep "giving in"?


That sex or stimuli are controlling you?


Have you ever tried to stop or limit doing what you felt was wrong in your sexual behavior?


Do you resort to sex to escape, relieve anxiety, or because you can't cope?


Do you feel guilt, remorse or depression afterward?


Has your pursuit of sex become more compulsive?


Does it interfere with relations with your spouse?


Do you have to resort to images or memories during sex?


Does an irresistible impulse arise when the other party makes the overtures or sex is offered?


Do you keep going from one "relationship" or lover to another?


Do you feel the "right relationship" would help you stop lusting, masturbating, or being so promiscuous?


Do you have a destructive need -- a desperate sexual or emotional need for someone?


Does pursuit of sex make you careless for yourself or the welfare of your family or others?


Has your effectiveness or concentration decreased as sex has become more compulsive?


Do you lose time from work for it?


Do you turn to a lower environment when pursuing sex?


Do you want to get away from the sex partner as soon as possible after the act?


Although your spouse is sexually compatible, do you still masturbate or have sex with others?


Have you ever been arrested for a sex-related offense?

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Yeah, being arrested for a sex-related offence normally does mean you've got a problem or two.

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flo wrote:Rich ive told you before, leave the sheep alone :o It got you into trouble last time. :wink:

Oh and doc says can he have his wellies back please! but make sure they are clean :lol:
I think he only has one to return, the other is firmly lodged somewhere nasty, and will never be clean again. :x
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Post by pablo »

Oi! Don't knock it until you've tried it! Unless there's something you're not telling us, flo? :lol:

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Post by TDB »

Just in case any of you guys need an excuse to relieve yourselves - i thought i might add that high testosterone levels make you more susceptible to cancerous cell development and accelerate cancerous growths once formed...... so i wouldn't knock it on the head all together :lol:

& James - if your having trouble can i suggest: Good Vibrations Guide to the G Spot ... and ... The Clitoral Truth: The Secret World at your Fingertips :roll:
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Post by Sarastro »

Rich wrote:Yeah, being arrested for a sex-related offence normally does mean you've got a problem or two.

:roll:
Not in America it doesn't, i.e. mad fundie parents threatening to call the police and charge rape when their little 17 yr old darling has totally consensual sex with her 19 yr old boyfriend.

That and I'm guilty of breaking the following Maryland / Washington DC laws:
The only acceptable postition in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is illegal.
A Maryland state law explicitly states: "Every person who shall be convicted of taking into his or her mouth the sexual organ of any other person or animal,
or who shall be convicted of placing his or her sexual organ in the mouth of any other person or animal shall be fined"
(no animals involved though...)

In fact, their laws make so much sense that I was also arrested and convicted for (wait for it) underage drinking while in the US. I was 20. It took 5 squad cars & 10 officers to break up that rather tame high-school party, apparently they had nothing better to do in a city which has the highest murder rate in America :wink:
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Post by Hughser »

sounds like you left the doughnuts and lager in plain sight... like bees to honey :D
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Post by ali_hire »

Apologies in advance for the level of detail but I think this may actually have some relevance.

I usually never have sex before an important rugby game (or other important exercise) as it does seem to drain the energy out of me as said before.
However, I did have 'a good session' with the mrs one morning before I was due to play rugby the same day at around 2pm. I deliberately stopped myself from orgasm as knew it would leave me with nothing for the game later. I found that this had the reverse effect and gave me bags of energy.
I guess it has something to do with testosterone being built up and not released. Maybe an idea for people wanting that extra edge on PRMC?? :wink:
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Post by Greg The Great »

ali_hire wrote:Apologies in advance for the level of detail but I think this may actually have some relevance.

I usually never have sex before an important rugby game (or other important exercise) as it does seem to drain the energy out of me as said before.
However, I did have 'a good session' with the mrs one morning before I was due to play rugby the same day at around 2pm. I deliberately stopped myself from orgasm as knew it would leave me with nothing for the game later. I found that this had the reverse effect and gave me bags of energy.
I guess it has something to do with testosterone being built up and not released. Maybe an idea for people wanting that extra edge on PRMC?? :wink:
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Yeah, apology accepted :o

I think I just tasted a bit of sick in my mouth...
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AIB: Passed 28 June '06
AIB round 2: Failed!
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Post by Brian- »

I think people might just get the wrong idea if you start knocking one out on your PRMC.. all that naked showering and everything... :P
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Nah it'd be ok because you can just say 'don't worry lads I'm not gonna orgasm, I just building up my testosterone" :lol:
POC: Passed 21 June '06
AIB: Passed 28 June '06
AIB round 2: Failed!
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Week 27 - Final Ex after Easter leave - blargh
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Post by Greg The Great »

fubar84 wrote:Nah it'd be ok because you can just say 'don't worry lads I'm not gonna orgasm, I just building up my testosterone" :lol:
Hahahahaha :D
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