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Useless facts !
The common daddy long legs has one of the most poisonous bites in the insect world, rivalling the bites of most spiders and snakes (don’t get clever and tell me that snakes and spiders are not insects as I know
just using them for example) the only reason people have never been bitten by them is that their teeth aren’t strong enough to pierce human skin...
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All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com
recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
going commando....usually getting ya johnston out and giving it a quick twirl...a helicocktor as we call it....otherwords just half naked/fully naked showin ur manhood i think...or joining a RM unit as a fully trainined commando!
cheers, davo
cheers, davo
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It means wearing no knicks
not sure about the origin, though. What`s this got to do with useless facts anyway?
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Try it tomorrow, you might like it
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Muppets creator Jim Henson first created Kermit in 1955 - as a lizard. He was made from Henson's mother's coat and two halves of a Ping-Pong ball (no flipper feet or eleven-point collar).
The social life in ants and termites has been accompanied by an extraordinary royal perk: a 100-fold increase among queen ants in average maximum lifespan, with some queens surviving for almost 30 years. This longevity can be attributed in part to the sheltered and pampered life of the royal egg layer.
The social life in ants and termites has been accompanied by an extraordinary royal perk: a 100-fold increase among queen ants in average maximum lifespan, with some queens surviving for almost 30 years. This longevity can be attributed in part to the sheltered and pampered life of the royal egg layer.
I fight for my corner and secondly I leave when the pub closes. - Winston Churchill [img]http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/teufel/smilie_vampire.gif[/img]
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.Sisyphus wrote:peepl rd whol wds not ltrs.......
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe - amzanig eh ?
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It is impossible to get a 7' 2" wide canal boat through a standard size British Waterways Canal Lock.
Owner not happy, builder done a runner! Painter (ME) has been paid and laffed head of when he witnessed the first attempt by new owner to enter a lock after the barge had been lowered into the Oggin at Bunbury Staircase lock. £80.000, boat 2" to wide!
Owner want to kill builder who is not available at this time. Barge has been removed from the Oggin. Owner asked Painter "How can I get it to fit?" Painters reply was "Fu*ked if I know! Bye Bye"
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Owner not happy, builder done a runner! Painter (ME) has been paid and laffed head of when he witnessed the first attempt by new owner to enter a lock after the barge had been lowered into the Oggin at Bunbury Staircase lock. £80.000, boat 2" to wide!
Owner want to kill builder who is not available at this time. Barge has been removed from the Oggin. Owner asked Painter "How can I get it to fit?" Painters reply was "Fu*ked if I know! Bye Bye"
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Extra bit of info ref my post concerning canal boat.
Never convert metric into imperial measures unless you can do addition and subtraction to within 1% The front 20' is fine, the problem is the middle of the boat. Ar*e end is also fine. Turned out that the builder used sheet steel sourced from different companys in order to get the boat built ASAP.
The builder is unavailable for the next 4 weeks. He's having a grand time in Florida the owner found out when he tried to contact Scouse.
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Never convert metric into imperial measures unless you can do addition and subtraction to within 1% The front 20' is fine, the problem is the middle of the boat. Ar*e end is also fine. Turned out that the builder used sheet steel sourced from different companys in order to get the boat built ASAP.
The builder is unavailable for the next 4 weeks. He's having a grand time in Florida the owner found out when he tried to contact Scouse.
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