Hello

[harry hackedoff]

Don`t look like it Stu, else he`d have air-brushed out the `tache
Was it Pete Burns, famous effeminate Scouse singing Artiste, who released "You spin me right round", or did it simply escape
`Ere Chesty, hold this for me darlin. Not like that love Thumb under grip,
tut tut

[Chesty348]

Is that grip tight enough? Thumbs accounted for! .....ooooohhhh That's better

Hold on tightly, let go lightly

[harry hackedoff]

Has anyone ever told you, you`d make a wonderfull wife, oooh, lower, aaaah ooh unnn, Ooops, sorry
Chesty, would you like some jewelry as a token of my deep love? Pearl necklaces are very fashionable this year
Love you long time, Waiter where`s my Kai tai

[Chesty348]

The idea of a pearl necklace sounds good You had better make sure that they stay on the neck! One wrong aim and I'm a gonna

Sticks and stones may break my bones but Whips and Chains EXCITE ME!!!

[Chester]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but Whips and Chains EXCITE ME!!!

Using them or having them used on you ?

[Chesty348]

If you are in need of some good old fashioned discipline, hot cheeks and all..... then give me a call!

Baby baby dont say maybe

[Jason The Argonaut]

If you are in need of some good old fashioned discipline, hot cheeks and all..... then give me a call!

Well its got HOT up in here !

Sticks and stones may break my bones but Whips and Chains EXCITE ME!!!

Whips and Chains you say, I like the way you think, sounds painfully but why not.

[Dolly Gray]

I can see this leading to tears when Chesty decides decides to depart for another forum leaving us cast aside never to know who she or he is.

Is he/she just toying with the affections of men whose memories of dancing cheek to cheek with a Kai Tai are starting to fade.

[Chesty348]

Hip, Hip, Hooray...............Chesty is here to stay! Make room for the DD's lads, I'm a comin

Stick and stones may break my bones but WHIPS and CHAINS EXCITE ME

[Chesty348]

It definitely getting hot in here

Right lads.............STRIP! ..............Don't panic, I will do likewise :lilangel:

[sunman]

Hi Chesty it definatly hot over here in Tenerife.
By the way I don't think we've had the pleasure.
Aye Sunman, .

[Chesty348]

Hello Sunshine

Its hot here too The pleasure business sounds mighty fine to me.....If thats an offer, then...........Hello Sunshine!
:lilangel:

[sunman]

Offer........it would be an honour.
Yes m'lord we got on so well, I was
all night honour and offer.

Aye Sunman, .

[harry hackedoff]

"...... she offered her Honour, I honoured her offer and all night long it was on her and off her"

It`s those twin 45`s that scare me, DD`s an`all!
Are they loaded, one wonders?
Would our "relationship" be purely Platonic, or would sex raise it`s ugly head?
`Kin hope so
yours in a state of intumescant arousal,
your dearest Harold, mwa, mwa

[Mike]

There you go again 'H' blood pressure rising and your hair falling out!
Let the young un's make a fool of them selves .... any way double D's are tooooooo big......more than a hand/mouth full is more than enough ......Sorry Breasty


Ps Hows Mad Mick a dooing, still barking mad :fadein: