What is a small house fire between friends?

[flighty]

Coolness?

As in 'The farkin' thing's in the farkin' house! Whoop! Whoop! Danger! Danger! ' as you flatten yerself on the hearth rug with Artist AND KiwiBen on top as deflection?

Coolness? My arse!

Jayne x

[Doc]

See I knew you were pissed, Kiwi Ben wasnt there he was sniffing his lesbian down the pub Artist was doning a S6 resi, and I carried on rolling my ciggie

[flighty]

Bollocks you were!

You appeared out of the gloom as I was sat half way up the stairs laughing!

You three sad barstewards had previously been sat on the sofa watching a re-run of Mr Bean or summat! Boring buggers!

Some bloody Saturday night that was for youse lot till the house went up!

Jayne x

[Doc]

Kiwi was out sniffing I tell ya!

[flighty]

He was doing nothing of the sort!

Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil sat on the efffin' sofa.

Whhhooooooooohoooooooohoooooooowhooooooooooo dive! dive! dive!

Jayne xx

[Artist]

"It's in the bloody house!" screamed Doc. And then leapt across the room like a demented Exocet missle!!!

Artist

[Doc]

[flighty]

Result!!

After 12 weeks p*ssing about I have found the guy who originally designed and installed my fab I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!!.

He has been over tonight and drawn up a hugely over- estimated quote which means win for me and win for him!

Cheers, Artist, for removing the contents of an entire bottle bank from my back garden before he arrived.

A brand spanking new I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! jobbie is looming on the horizon!

He said 'There are certain customers I never forget and you are one of them!'

Jayney xx