Trapping lines

[Leigh Dowell]

Re Freddies retort, it was your idea to go out in wife beaters and chat up matelots at the bar, how could I trap with a fat David Coulthard as a (brown)wingman.
Back to the point in hand, if you are struggling to tell a party how essence you think she is just say" I would crawl naked over a hundred miles of broken glass just to lick your shit" she'll laugh or throw a drink over you, either way you'll find out if she's up for making the beast with two backs or you can move on.

[Mutley]

Guess who ended up with a kebab with extra hot chilli sauce after airing these old ones:

1. Hi who does your make-up, pollyfilla

2. There nice, just like tits, only smaller

3. Tell me is it just a hobby, or are you a professional lesbian.

and finally

4. Is your twat as fat as the rest of you.

[Mike]

Having spent an enlightning evening on the piss, down Union Straza with a couple of oppos and their lassise, we ended the evening with a meal at Maggies(remember her, bottom end of Straza, only place you could get steak,egg and chips on the never never, especially on a blank week, Bootnecks only) I digress. Me mate, with his blind date, who had taken quite a shine to him, were sat together at table when he let out an eeeeenormously loud FART. Quick as a flash he retorted in an equally loud voice, so evryone could hear...........
"Don't worry Love I'll own up to that one "!

[Mike]

This also heard at the RN School of Dancing............Ayoop Lass do yr F**k", reply...............NO
Retort "Not much chance of a dance then "!!!!

[harry hackedoff]

To a lap-dancer in Brum,(five days after the snip)
"do what you like, love, just don`t touch me bollocks"
She gave me her card

Harry Trappers