The land of the soft touch

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Tue 25 Feb, 2003 8:53 pm

OK you lot, baseball bats back in your lockers, keep your knives, but no punching below the facelift marks.

I played basketball as a youth dan, only guy who could do a forward flip off the vaulting horse in order to dunk! The tragedy of a stunted evolutionary mishap.

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Wed 26 Feb, 2003 9:35 am

Shame there isnt an emoticon for W**ker! Or is there? Jay...can we have one?

Wully · Post by **Wully** » Wed 26 Feb, 2003 3:43 pm

Jules, looking at your profile photo I'm surprised and shocked that you know words like that!!

:fadein:

Post by **Beast** » Wed 26 Feb, 2003 3:47 pm

I'll see what i can come up with, i do indeed have some good emoticons stashed away, but some users might find them offensive.

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Wed 26 Feb, 2003 3:48 pm

I have hidden talents!

But Wully, I am of the filthy nasty hells angels type motorcycling fraternity therefore I know all sorts of rude words like &*£^^ and !>$$" not to mention *%&£!@.

Hope that hasnt offended anyone.....

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Wed 26 Feb, 2003 3:50 pm

OI! Who edited my post???!!!

Wully · Post by **Wully** » Wed 26 Feb, 2003 3:51 pm

Goodness Gracious me Jules, you have been to there and back, haven't you

Just goes to show that the camera can really lie!!

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Wed 26 Feb, 2003 4:12 pm

Actually Im only 7 but I had a hard paper round! My Barbie is sitting there next to me in her biker girl outfit too!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat 01 Mar, 2003 12:44 pm

TheCount wrote:I thought Id share this as it made me chuckle and this thread needs some humour

http://entertainment.iwon.com/celebgoss ... 002_1.html

wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaattttttttttt

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Thu 06 Mar, 2003 7:55 am

There are two pages on Misc Disc about the food availablilty for our troops in the Gulf, and of course the obligatory water rationing, even at a hard base.
I can't imagine our new brethren from eastern europe being permitted to live without running water, limited to 2 litres per day, and having a pot noodle as their main meal! Our priorities seem to have been rearranged by the chock heads at MOD and HMG.
"Who is protecting our country? Who is about to fight a war that 82% of the population are against in principle? Oh our armed forces, well let's crap on them Minister!"

TheCount · Post by **TheCount** » Fri 07 Mar, 2003 2:08 pm

Did you hear about the queens visit yesterday, Her Majesty and Prince Phillip visited Romford where the Crowds were told not to wave
'Union Jack' flags as some residents may find it offensive

I mean what the F*&k!?

Who is with me, Jay for Priminister! We will start our own Political Party and take Britain back to the old school, Parry can be Foreign Seceratary
and Chris can be education minister

All we need is a few thousand votes and a few thousand pounds!

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Fri 07 Mar, 2003 8:29 pm

Home Secretary please, then I can reinstate Hanging.!!

Post by **Beast** » Fri 07 Mar, 2003 8:44 pm

Not a bad thought Rob.

Even the immigrants have more say in this country than we do now.
And it won't be long before the tables turn, it will be us that are the ethnic minority!

Archie · Post by **Archie** » Fri 07 Mar, 2003 9:04 pm

Bagsy the post of Edukashun Secretary.

What fun could I have with all those pencil neck pastey faced student freeloader types. Then there are the poor hardworking teachers, no don't get me started on teachers, please.

Go on gissajob, I could do that.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri 14 Mar, 2003 4:24 pm

This country has gone to the dogs

bigtime last one to leave please switch out the light

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