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Right, here goes.

1. Arrogance

2. Ignorance

3. Old people clogging the buses up during rush hour and queuing outside the supermarket at 8am. They do nothing all day other than watch snooker - go to the shops when we're all at work!

4. Lack of punctuality. It isn't difficult to be on time.

5. People who shorten my son's name....(you know who you are )

6. People phoning and not leaving a message when Im out.

7. Neighbours who play Celine Dion. A lot. Loudly.

8. People who let you down.

9. No one in my flats answering the security buzzer but me which means if Im not in we don't get any mail for days.

10. Actually desperately struggling to find a 10th. Give it a couple of hours and I'll be back with another page full!

I pretty much moan about everything but I know I'm going to struggle here;

1) People spitting in the street.
2) People chewing gum
3) Yahoo messenger
4) The Iraqi internet connection
5) Ignorance
6) Arrogance
7) Compulsive liars
8 ) Thieves
9) Supermarkets, and people crashing into you with their trolleys and whacking you with baskets without so much as a 'sorry'
10) People that work in KFC, of course I wanted chicken that's pretty much all you bloody sell!!!

I'm struggling...... I'll be back

What's up with us missus????

We spend all day moaning about everything on the planet yet can't even compile a list of 10 things!!!!

We're going far too soft these days.......

Scallies and Scousers (apart from Wayne Rooney)

Ok I got a few more.

21. Women who sit on the weights machines at the gym and don’t use them.
22. Guys who look at you "funny" in the shower.
23. People not indicating.
24. The parents who park across my drive every morning and then get angry when I tell them to move.
25. Fat kids.
26. Hard toilet paper.
27. Women who drive huge cars to take their fat kids to school.
28. People who blow smoke over the bar when you’re trying to serve them.
29. People who say pot isn’t as bad as booze.
30. Being pulled over by the police last night and being asked have you been in a pub, you smell of booze, after id just finished a 4 hour shift at work, with a McMullen’s uniform on (only doing his job i guess but bloody annoying)
31. Smelly people.


lew

1 - Overcrowded busses in the summer
2 - people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom
3 - standing in a crowded bus next to skimpily clothed overweight people with an arm in the air to hold onto the lanyard, their armpit danger-close to my face, revealing raised, angry red spots covering ingrown hair, with the sickly sweet smell of onion and balsamic vinegar, bumping their unwashed bulk into me every time the driver brakes or accelerates
4 - taking a bus through "little Saigon", with passengers who carry onboard their lunch with warm fish sauce
5 - drunks
6 - being drunk
7 - loud people
8 - firecrackers
9 - drivers barreling down behind me on the freeway with a newspaper open across their lap while talking on a cell phone, slamming on their brakes and gas pedal alternatively
10 - my boss (see 3, 5, 7 and 9).

1 - People with no sense of humor.

2 - Beasties feeling that they have to invade my home, bed or sleeping bag in order to be close to me (mice, lizards, snakes, bears, pigeons…etc)

3 - Automated telephone systems

4 - Telemarketers

5 - Drunks

6 - American Beer. Grandpa always said it tasted like goat piss. I always wondered how he knew for sure.

7 - Screaming babies in movie theaters

8 - My doorbell. They always ring mine when they want the neighbors and they never settle for just one ringy dingy. I get the staccato ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, …

9 - Firecrackers

10 - Rude people

21. ANY advert featuring Carol Voderman.

Gore.

Politicians telling every one what a great job they do as they put their sticky fingers into the till for more money.

gone

All of the the above are totally valid but as a cyclist I would add.

1) people who try and force me into the side of the roads- it's full of potholes, glass fragments and bramble branches. Why do'nt you realise that's why I do'nt cycle there.
2) People who undercut me at junctions- scare the bleedin crap out of me why do'nt you.
3)People who honk and wave at me whilst I cycle through gale force winds and terenntial rain ( are you congratulating me for my hardiness or taking the pee because your in a nice warm car) I'll take the latter you smug gets!
4) Peeps who think that the road is for there use onlyh and cyclists are a lower form of life (welll they may have a point)
Please post on the evilness of cyclists and there wrongdoings!

I have just the one:

ANYONE (DelD) who thinks they can sleep with Sophie Raworth before me!!

Regards

ss

Inconsiderate car drivers who try to kill me
and "I fookin' hate pikeys" - lock stock and 2

sittingstress wrote:I have just the one:

ANYONE (DelD) who thinks they can sleep with Sophie Raworth before me!!

Regards

ss

Yes that did not escape my beady eye either. Honestly, I send her letters, home video footage, recordings of me screaming and bodycasts. And what do I get? Nothing. NOT A HAIRY BEAN! If she's not careful I may stop stalking her altogether.

Being 50 starting from scratch without scratch
and with very limiting physical issues AND old ptsd issues.

People who don't "get" how that could happen.
(Bummer, bummer, bummer big farken bummer )

Pee on the toilet seats in womens public washrooms.]
Hard toilet paper.
NO toilet paper.
WET toilt paper.

ah... time for a cigarette ...