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Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 8:27 pm
by Ploggers
Ta! Thats me in the cabinut then ! slurp
Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 8:40 pm
by Artist
I nominate Yorkie Malone for Transport Minister. Well he's always smarming up to "Sally Traffic" on radio 2!
And he can "SLAP A TOP" no messtins!
Artist
Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 8:46 pm
by Ploggers
Artist wrote:I nominate Yorkie Malone for Transport Minister. Well he's always smarming up to "Sally Traffic" on radio 2!
And he can "SLAP A TOP" no messtins!
Artist
Seconded! I spoke to him during the week and I was left in no doubt as to the conditions and traffic levels on the M25 - no mention of slappers or tops though
Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:27 pm
by Wholley
Will there be a Department of Redundancy Department?
Wholley.
Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:31 pm
by kwew
Is there going to be a "minister of crappy loan/lawyer company adverts"
if so i would like to have that job, all I'd do is laugh all day.
Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:44 pm
by Smilie-man'81
A new post of WMD has been made, any takers
I would take the post but we dont have any WMD.....honest!
Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:52 pm
by Spannerman
The post fror Minister for WMD is a job for life Smilie, fill yer boots mon!
Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:55 pm
by Spannerman
Did you see that Alastair Campbell got a new job at the beeb
http://www.breedar.co.uk/news.bbc.uk/1/ ... 41181.html
OOps it looks like the link was broken, it was a wind up on the official BBC on line page that Alastair Campbell was the new Director General, it was causing ructions in the UK, I wonder who has taken that off?????
Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:20 pm
by Sticky Blue
wholley wrote:Will there be a Department of Redundancy Department?
There would have been but they were all made redundant, just before it opened!
Posted: Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:29 pm
by Ploggers
How about a minister charged with ensuring that veterans of all armed conflicts are properly looked after and given councilling where required. Perhaps even task the minister with making damn sure that our street aren't paved with ex forces living rough.
Sorry, I'll stop being silly now.
Parliament
Posted: Sat 31 Jan, 2004 2:55 am
by df2inaus
What about the Minister Responsible for the Expansion of the Public Sector Bureaucracy as support for Labour wanes?
You'll also require a Minister for the Destruction of Morale in the Military.
Once you have a PM, you can appoint BenChug as High Commissioner to Canada
Posted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 10:51 am
by Wholley
I'd go for minister of silly walks,
if that position is still open.
John Cleese.
Posted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 11:41 am
by Guest
Spannerman wrote:
We are looking for someone to take over the Beeb
do i qualify? i have a Blue Peter Badge
Posted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 2:18 pm
by Spannerman
Bootneck................it seems as if you have all the right qualifications then.......................Did you hear that Tony Blair always wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit for his birthday, so his father got him into Parlament!
Posted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 2:58 pm
by Guest
sounds about right spanners, he`s got the ears