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Ploggers · Post by **Ploggers** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 8:27 pm

Ta! Thats me in the cabinut then ! slurp

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 8:40 pm

I nominate Yorkie Malone for Transport Minister. Well he's always smarming up to "Sally Traffic" on radio 2!

And he can "SLAP A TOP" no messtins!

Artist

Ploggers · Post by **Ploggers** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 8:46 pm

Artist wrote:I nominate Yorkie Malone for Transport Minister. Well he's always smarming up to "Sally Traffic" on radio 2!

And he can "SLAP A TOP" no messtins!

Artist

Seconded! I spoke to him during the week and I was left in no doubt as to the conditions and traffic levels on the M25 - no mention of slappers or tops though

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:27 pm

Will there be a Department of Redundancy Department?
Wholley.

kwew · Post by **kwew** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:31 pm

Is there going to be a "minister of crappy loan/lawyer company adverts"
if so i would like to have that job, all I'd do is laugh all day.

Smilie-man'81 · Post by **Smilie-man'81** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:44 pm

A new post of WMD has been made, any takers

I would take the post but we dont have any WMD.....honest!

Spannerman · Post by **Spannerman** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:52 pm

The post fror Minister for WMD is a job for life Smilie, fill yer boots mon!

Spannerman · Post by **Spannerman** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 9:55 pm

Did you see that Alastair Campbell got a new job at the beeb

http://www.breedar.co.uk/news.bbc.uk/1/ ... 41181.html

OOps it looks like the link was broken, it was a wind up on the official BBC on line page that Alastair Campbell was the new Director General, it was causing ructions in the UK, I wonder who has taken that off?????

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:20 pm

wholley wrote:Will there be a Department of Redundancy Department?

There would have been but they were all made redundant, just before it opened!

Ploggers · Post by **Ploggers** » Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:29 pm

How about a minister charged with ensuring that veterans of all armed conflicts are properly looked after and given councilling where required. Perhaps even task the minister with making damn sure that our street aren't paved with ex forces living rough.

Sorry, I'll stop being silly now.

df2inaus · Post by **df2inaus** » Sat 31 Jan, 2004 2:55 am

What about the Minister Responsible for the Expansion of the Public Sector Bureaucracy as support for Labour wanes?

You'll also require a Minister for the Destruction of Morale in the Military.

Once you have a PM, you can appoint BenChug as High Commissioner to Canada

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Sun 01 Feb, 2004 10:51 am

I'd go for minister of silly walks,
if that position is still open.
John Cleese.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun 01 Feb, 2004 11:41 am

Spannerman wrote:

We are looking for someone to take over the Beeb

do i qualify? i have a Blue Peter Badge

Spannerman · Post by **Spannerman** » Sun 01 Feb, 2004 2:18 pm

Bootneck................it seems as if you have all the right qualifications then.......................Did you hear that Tony Blair always wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit for his birthday, so his father got him into Parlament!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun 01 Feb, 2004 2:58 pm

sounds about right spanners, he`s got the ears

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