Next you will be telling us you walked to school,barefoot,in the snow,seven miles,up-hill both ways
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Wholley
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Wholley
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Good to see some levity has returned to the forum.
Now when I were a lad.........(insert summat awful here)I had to feed't cattle an'orses before I got me supper.By the time I 'ad me supper twas time for school the next morning,no school buses back then,only Postman Pat and a little white cat with his pony and trap.And if you missed him you were in for a walk of at least twenty miles one way.If you were late for school the headmaster would beat you to death with a telegraph pole so you knew not to be late again.
AAAAHHHH....Thems were the days
Now when I were a lad.........(insert summat awful here)I had to feed't cattle an'orses before I got me supper.By the time I 'ad me supper twas time for school the next morning,no school buses back then,only Postman Pat and a little white cat with his pony and trap.And if you missed him you were in for a walk of at least twenty miles one way.If you were late for school the headmaster would beat you to death with a telegraph pole so you knew not to be late again.
AAAAHHHH....Thems were the days
. Mind you, Im the sort of person that needs L and R painting on each boot so your not too far wrong. Hasnt stopped me building my moon base on alpha centauri though 
That's nowt lad. Tha' don' knooow thas' born!!!
Now when I were a lad, we couldn't even eat our fingers 'cause we'd had to eat our own mouths, having first taken out the imaginary plastic spoons we would have been born with - fact was our mothers couldn't afford to give birth, they had to steal us from a guillemot nest.
Now those guillemots were so poor, they only had one wing between 'em, and it were borrowed at that. The nest were made from rusty air that were left over from grandad's cough.
He had to cough into the sails of 'is mud fishing boat 'cause wind were taxed back then - that's right, wind tax, and it were only posh folk what paid that.
Now when I were a lad, we couldn't even eat our fingers 'cause we'd had to eat our own mouths, having first taken out the imaginary plastic spoons we would have been born with - fact was our mothers couldn't afford to give birth, they had to steal us from a guillemot nest.
Now those guillemots were so poor, they only had one wing between 'em, and it were borrowed at that. The nest were made from rusty air that were left over from grandad's cough.
He had to cough into the sails of 'is mud fishing boat 'cause wind were taxed back then - that's right, wind tax, and it were only posh folk what paid that.
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for the benefit of you 'young uns' that dont have a clue what us 'old' gets are going on about....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
'Every man an Emperor'
