Rivalry and Friendly Banter

Chas · Post by **Chas** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 9:21 am

Sandy,

100% accurate gen. No Royal will fancy her tho ! It, he or
she is in the paper bag listings. She ain't essence. At least
Pippa despite her 3 attempts and a modified CCse was a genuine bird.

euro_andrew · Post by **euro_andrew** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 11:29 am

Sandy The Guvnor wrote:I am guessing this is a total wind up

You guessed wrong! it is legit.

Stinky · Post by **Stinky** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 12:06 pm

Im with Sandy here.

JumpFreak · Post by **JumpFreak** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 2:26 pm

Every year on April 1st, the tabloids such as the sun, mirror, mail etc all run massive stories (usually front page) that are April fools jokes. This is one of the best i've ever seen though, those photos are brilliant

Mike

Ste Preece · Post by **Ste Preece** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 2:57 pm

No its not an april fool. The article is dated 31st March.

I think he looks great in a skirt. I wonder wears suzzies & all the gear prior to getting his weapon decommissioned!! I can just picture HER with HIS chopped off helmut in HER hand making the statement:

"I have NO live rounds, empty cylinders or pyrotechnics in my possession sir."

Although, his cylinder may well be empty now!

He he he he he he he he he he

Cheers

Steve

JumpFreak · Post by **JumpFreak** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 4:16 pm

It was the front page 'headline' in yesterdays Mail On Sunday, yesterday being the 1st of April. It was published at a few minutes to midnight!

Would an officer in the army, spefically the Parachute Regiment, really go public about having a sex change! He would know whats at stake, how it would look on the regiment. Think about it realistically!

Still, s/he could have the makings for a part in the Bounty I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! roll advert!

Mike

803troop · Post by **803troop** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 4:48 pm

It was published in the Sun today - 2nd of April.

Baz

JumpFreak · Post by **JumpFreak** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 4:58 pm

803troop wrote:It was published in the Sun today - 2nd of April.

Baz

In The Sun, must be true then!

fodd · Post by **fodd** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 5:13 pm

lol if anyone beleives the sun you must be gullible

suprised they aint made a headline like us nukes iran today there full of shit

_chris · Post by **_chris** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 5:20 pm

AN officer is to be kicked out of the Parachute Regiment - because he wants a sex change.

Captain Ian Hamilton, 42, has started wearing women's clothes and calling himself Jan while still sharing a house with his live-in girlfriend.

The officer, who has served in Afghanistan and Iraq, revealed his plans to a newspaper yesterday in a £100,000 deal - before telling his bosses.

Aberdeen-born Hamilton, who works in the Army's media office in the North East, faces several operations and £20,000 of hormone treatment to realise his dream.

He said: "I wanted how I look on the outside to match how I feel inside."

SEX SWAP PARA WILL GET BOOT

LostandFound · Post by **LostandFound** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 5:33 pm

I think he looks quite fetching in his female guise. But then Ive always liked my butch birds......

...I'll get my coat.

Ste Preece · Post by **Ste Preece** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 6:05 pm

It was in Sunday's mail, but the actual article is dated 31st March.

Or should we say Sunday's MALE!!

I wonder if he's going the whole hog and is having the knockers bolted on after they unbolt his weapon!!!

He he he he he he he he he he

Regards

Steve

Chas · Post by **Chas** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 6:28 pm

Steve,

He specifically asks for a Cdo.qualified RN surgeon
to perform the op of lopping them off. He also wants
the RM Cdo. forces band as well to play him a lullaby
as he is sedated.

Currently he must still have them to have gone public.

Ste Preece · Post by **Ste Preece** » Mon 02 Apr, 2007 9:02 pm

Chas,
he obviously wants to be sure the job is done professionally. Evidently theres no room to drop a bollick!!

I wonder if he'll become a paratroopess at the end of it!!!

He he he he he he he he he

Cheers

Steve

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