Dogtags?

[harry hackedoff]

Mutley, it`s not just ironing boards or planks, the first Mrs Hackedoff used to say that if I would apply racing green to my back on a Saturday night, it might make it easier to get out of bed on Sunday morning. Don`t know what she meant.
Or, if "you know who" had used it on his "parts", maybe he wouldn`t have a spot. See my post, poets corner and have a pop, you could even bring Horace!

cheers mate,

as ever

yours, Harry