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does this guy know you have knowledge of the marines?

If he doesnt then play the whistle! Get as much crap as you can out of him, then obviously post it on here for the enjoyment factor.


Expose him only when his hole is nearing the earths core

Alright,

Know this is a bit of an old post but why dont you give him a link to this thread and sit next to him while he reads it. Say something like ' look at this bloke what a tosspot' then take a picture of his face as he reads and post it up.

Now that would funny.

Oz wrote:Alright,

Know this is a bit of an old post but why dont you give him a link to this thread and sit next to him while he reads it. Say something like ' look at this bloke what a tosspot' then take a picture of his face as he reads and post it up.

Now that would funny.

Oz

No, no, no mate! Get him to dress up in the black kit complete with fake weapons and post up around the university with the words "WALT WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE"

Mfat that last post was crack up i bet that this bloke has a batman cape in his bedroom as well Scarey thing about this whole walt subject is that there not taking the piss when they tell you these stories...thats what worries me he was probably 'DEADLY' serious when he was telling him about pushups etc....funny though all the same.

check out this website for a good laugh lads www.RandyMcfab.com

Oz

hahaha that Randy McFab thing is hillarious. it was probably that guy bigdog knows who wrote it...about himself!

I feel it's time for you all to know...I'm really a secret agent in the SAS, I'm also in the paras as a Royal Marine. No, you really have to get some pictures of him. Even if it's just of his head we can stick it on another person, change it abit to mfat_man's specifications and send it to you in an email. I smell candy floss .

Stinky wrote:I feel it's time for you all to know...I'm really a secret agent in the SAS, I'm also in the paras as a Royal Marine.

Thing is Stinky we dont know if your being serious or just being sarcastic ...........

Mmmm iam not sure about Stinky .

On a serious note and iam sure Sonne will have more details on this one but can any of you lads remember a chap that was in the paper a short time ago who was a complete fake but even his girlfriend was told it was the truth. I believe he was finally caught at a dinner where he came in full dress uniform{ Parachute regiment] and was a VIP.

I can't recall all the details but he is said to have been a vet from the falklands etc etc..... does anyone else remember this bloke? or was it all a dream? Please feel free to correct me if ive completely gone off track on this one.

Oz

Captain Sir Alan Mcilwraith (Walter to his mates, if he has any)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Mcilwraith

digitalfreefall wrote:Captain Sir Alan Mcilwraith (Walter to his mates, if he has any)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Mcilwraith

Cracking LOL

He claimed that he was "driven to lie after being hit on the head with a scaffolding pole by a gang of youths in the street".. And I should imagine a lot of ex Army people would want to hit this 9ick over the head too

HarryAVFC wrote:

Stinky wrote:I feel it's time for you all to know...I'm really a secret agent in the SAS, I'm also in the paras as a Royal Marine.

Thing is Stinky we dont know if your being serious or just being sarcastic ...........

common...I can't remeber lying on here. Sure some of my post sound weird but is drinking shampoo to get ill and having a bug in my ear so uncommon these days? Please somebody prove me if I'm wrong and I should have a resonable reason for it. (I know all of you will be looking back through my posts now to catch me out now.)

edit.

Can someone delete this post please because i cant.

Stinky wrote: Sure some of my post sound weird but is drinking shampoo to get ill and having a bug in my ear so uncommon these days?

In a word. YES.

Well I didn't want to go to school the next day and I couldn't stop the bug. The bugs disappered.

God help us if stinky ever makes it into the RM ffs