Commando?????

[Doc]

equal ops officer you bad man you!

equal ops officer you bad PERSON you!

but in SS's* case:

equal ops officer you bad cross dressing thingy with a fetish for sticking corgettes up your ring, you!



* replace with GD as appropriate

[GD]

Oi - what are you picking on me for? That sort of thing is only for the rich!!

Blow it out yer ass ya feckin matleot. I'll set FPGRM on you.

*snigger* you can't escape me just cos you're in the Andrew ya know?

[jockladfaejockland]

apologies doc i meant bad person you and by you i didn't mean you i just said you as a general term.... oh fu** it

[Doc]

Hes done....Went up to faslane with a roll of maskers, a clothes peg and some vas. If he doesnt post again tonight he's a poof!

[GD]

Ee's a very naughty boy!

[GD]

With the abslolute lack of anything female about the last time I was in the 'Trident Club' one could be forgive for taking 'starters' on a visit.

Provided that one can get a cabin with all the fuss that's going on there now

[Doc]

Right he didnt post!

[jockladfaejockland]

stand fast, I actually broke sweat at work this morning anyway due to excessive wet consumption. AND i went to rising with clubs circuits this morning well proud of that at half six in the morning.

doc thanks for the visit with said maskers and vas The peg idea was wasted on me tho!


the trident club has closed BUT they opened a new boozer at the bottom of the wrens block up here, and as such many a sozzled matelot has staggered (lost) along said maze of corridors and found himself in the arms of a wren poor lads

one shudders at the thought, alot of these lads are striaght from raleigh didn't even know that wrens get issued with service arses up here

Don't tell them I said that!

[GD]

The Trident Club ain't closed permanently mate, you're getting a new one once that block is pulled down and rebuilt. I don't know whose idea it was to stick the Naafi in a bloody portocabin but no-one asked me - not that they would. At least Andy is getting it easy in the meantime

[jockladfaejockland]

aye poor lad! did he lose his rate? anyway the smugglers mate is like a farking airport lounge! was not impressed with the pints either?

[GD]

No he kept his rate. I agree with you about the place, it's not conducive to good drinking and you never get a good cellar in a portocabin.

I went in for a chat two months ago when we were prepping the summer ball and he said he was taking a draft I had to laugh, he's a good mate but I told him he was too feckin old to 'warm bed'.

[Artist]

WHAT WAS THE QUESTION??????

Artist

[GD]

Sumfink about Booties.