JK
I'm sorry for giving you grief Mate. But your comments were not taken to well at the time.
It's a long time since I have been so annoyed by a post. But Jesse needs to get his facts right before mouthing of at people in such a manner. As it is I have toned the post down a wee bit since I blew. So once again JK sorry. OK?
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Jesse you've just proved that you are the fcuking tube I knew you were. I mean what sort of twat asks if you eat and sleep on P-coy, get weekends off and if its all phys. DCIs will explain all arms P-coy so look it up. If you are a rufty tufty bootneck, why ask all the homosexual questions, just go and do it you tube. As for your comments to Artist about war from the falklands to gulf 1, you must be a big time mongo (Northern Ireland has been a warzone for 30+ years). How you slipped through the net is behond me, and for someone who's been in less time than most of us have spent in the NAFFI queue, you have more neck than a giraffe. A1 stroker.
Artist, you know the score mate...........
Gobbing off like a week 3 nod - embarrassing.
Is Jesse an affectionate (or not) nickname?
'kin priceless. Spot on MRB - couldn't put it any better (you sure you're a former para though - you don't sound like one, much).if you challenge someone who's done 32 weeks at Lympstone, then expect trouble.
Gobbing off like a week 3 nod - embarrassing.
Is Jesse an affectionate (or not) nickname?
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You know the score Doc 
I do have a jolly jack MA to thank for two yellow fever jabs in a week (one should have been Japanese encephalitis) the names on the cards were very similar (not).
Anyway I thought our resident gobshite and all round embarrassment had got back in his box. Erm......public slagging, private apology - top bloke.
I do have a jolly jack MA to thank for two yellow fever jabs in a week (one should have been Japanese encephalitis) the names on the cards were very similar (not).
Anyway I thought our resident gobshite and all round embarrassment had got back in his box. Erm......public slagging, private apology - top bloke.
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I'm with you kid, all the way.
The SBAs in Malta took the inflatable splint off my broken ankle, and left me all night with my foot trying to rotate through 90%. My right leg is now 3/4 " shorter than the left one, they didn't spot this, which in later life was the cause of severe back pain. Biting on my shoulder flashes, (
Brilliant Doc!) , just gave me my crooked teeth. Other than that I have no complaints about my treatment by SBAs which has always been of the highest order!
By the way, no one ever took the p**s out of Jesse James!
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I'm with you kid, all the way.
The SBAs in Malta took the inflatable splint off my broken ankle, and left me all night with my foot trying to rotate through 90%. My right leg is now 3/4 " shorter than the left one, they didn't spot this, which in later life was the cause of severe back pain. Biting on my shoulder flashes, (
Brilliant Doc!) , just gave me my crooked teeth. Other than that I have no complaints about my treatment by SBAs which has always been of the highest order! By the way, no one ever took the p**s out of Jesse James!
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At least Jesse had the bottle to contact me by phone and say he was sorry to me ref his post. We all make mistakes as the Darlek said leaping of the Dustbin. Christ I called Rover out when I first came on the Forum and realised that in hindsight I may have been a Tad hasty in my slagging him off!!!
I just still can't get me head around someone leaving the Corp for reasons other than time done or because of Med problems. I know a lot of guys go PVR and stuff. But they arn't joining another part of the Armed Forces.
Anyway the thought of having to relearn Drill the Army way would put me of straight away! All that stamping of feet.........So last year!
As to MA's.................I've met some gooduns and some really baduns. Most of the baduns in RN Hospitals mind, very rarely in the Corp. I've even seen the old Aspirin on the forehead trick. P*ssed me sides at the look on the blokes face with this Aspirin stuck there between his eyes.
One Norge deployment we had a Tame "just out of the box" MA at our location. A Tad green so he was. Wanted a bigger willy so someone advised him to slip it into the neck of this big bottle and read a porn mag so his willy would swell up and air presure would do the rest. Advice when the advisor is P*ssed is never a good thing to take. Jolly Jack did. Ever seen a Matelot trying to pull his own engorged willy out of a bottle? Kin Priceless! I asked Sinbad where he got the idea from. He just smiled. In the end they had to get a dentist drill and drill a smally hole into the bottom of the bottle. This so I heard resulted in a whistleing noise and then another noise summut like "POP".
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I just still can't get me head around someone leaving the Corp for reasons other than time done or because of Med problems. I know a lot of guys go PVR and stuff. But they arn't joining another part of the Armed Forces.
Anyway the thought of having to relearn Drill the Army way would put me of straight away! All that stamping of feet.........So last year!
As to MA's.................I've met some gooduns and some really baduns. Most of the baduns in RN Hospitals mind, very rarely in the Corp. I've even seen the old Aspirin on the forehead trick. P*ssed me sides at the look on the blokes face with this Aspirin stuck there between his eyes.
One Norge deployment we had a Tame "just out of the box" MA at our location. A Tad green so he was. Wanted a bigger willy so someone advised him to slip it into the neck of this big bottle and read a porn mag so his willy would swell up and air presure would do the rest. Advice when the advisor is P*ssed is never a good thing to take. Jolly Jack did. Ever seen a Matelot trying to pull his own engorged willy out of a bottle? Kin Priceless! I asked Sinbad where he got the idea from. He just smiled. In the end they had to get a dentist drill and drill a smally hole into the bottom of the bottle. This so I heard resulted in a whistleing noise and then another noise summut like "POP".
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Funniest set up I saw was a Commander in RNH Guz, in for a Perianal Sinus op, once the op has ben completed you have to pack the wound (just above the arse) with either a sea-weed type packing material, or a foam based material that is poured in then sets rock hard. These are to promote healing and prevent infection.
Well as a sprog MA in training, I had to assist in putting this foam stuff in to commanders hole above his arse. So it was down with trollies and belly down on the bed with 2 nurses and yours truly gloved up ready to go. To prevent the foam going everywhere before it sets, you place tongue depressors (huge lolly pop sticks) above crack of arse and small of back. Well nursey decides to put one dead centre sticking out as foam sets around it. Cuts a hole in trollies and sends the rupert on his merry way back to his bed. With this lolly pop stick sticking out of his arse!!
Next thing Matron goes ape seeing this officer limping to his pit slightly bent over with this stick visible to all, and the only one left standing to recieve the bollocking was yours truly.....still it was worth it! And he laughed it off aswell.
Well as a sprog MA in training, I had to assist in putting this foam stuff in to commanders hole above his arse. So it was down with trollies and belly down on the bed with 2 nurses and yours truly gloved up ready to go. To prevent the foam going everywhere before it sets, you place tongue depressors (huge lolly pop sticks) above crack of arse and small of back. Well nursey decides to put one dead centre sticking out as foam sets around it. Cuts a hole in trollies and sends the rupert on his merry way back to his bed. With this lolly pop stick sticking out of his arse!!
Next thing Matron goes ape seeing this officer limping to his pit slightly bent over with this stick visible to all, and the only one left standing to recieve the bollocking was yours truly.....still it was worth it! And he laughed it off aswell.
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Am beginning to see a trend in Doc's post of late! Lots of mention of arses ! Bit of an Anal Obsession methinks! Then again Navy!! why am I suprised!
"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."
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No prob. No need to apologise, you were understandable riled up.Artist wrote:JK
I'm sorry for giving you grief Mate. But your comments were not taken to well at the time.
It's a long time since I have been so annoyed by a post. But Jesse needs to get his facts right before mouthing of at people in such a manner. As it is I have toned the post down a wee bit since I blew. So once again JK sorry. OK?
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MRB I think Sully was saying you sound like an All Round Good Egg and brick Mate. It's a Bootneck thing.
My local runashore Oppo where I live is ex Para. Big Geordie, tattoos all over him. He went Down south with I think 2 Para and finished his time with 1 Para. Kin great bloke to have around when you need cheering up.
Last Rememberance Sunday we had what you could best describe as a cracking time after the Service. Taking the P*ss out of each other all day but also telling idiots to naff offt and keep out of our conversation when they started to annoy us. It was definitley a RED N GREEN day.
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My local runashore Oppo where I live is ex Para. Big Geordie, tattoos all over him. He went Down south with I think 2 Para and finished his time with 1 Para. Kin great bloke to have around when you need cheering up.
Last Rememberance Sunday we had what you could best describe as a cracking time after the Service. Taking the P*ss out of each other all day but also telling idiots to naff offt and keep out of our conversation when they started to annoy us. It was definitley a RED N GREEN day.
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