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My name is Pussy Galore.

I must be dreaming.

"We're going to need a bigger boat."

Roy Schieder in Jaws

"Why brother Bart, haven't I told you to wash your hands after weekly cross-burnin'? See, it's coming right off."

The Wako Kid tries to explain away a black man wearing KKK costume.

"Fill your hand,you sonofabitch"
John Wayne.
Alternatively,She Who must Be Obeyed after a night on the,erm Piss.
Wholley.

Can i get any of you ****s a drink? - Shawn of the dead

Fetch! - Dog Soldiers

[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room]
"I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left. "
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

"They'd rather be alive than free, I guess. Poor dumb bastards. "

"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"

"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years"

Sherif Ali: "There is the railway. And that is the desert. From here until we reach the other side, no water but what we carry with us. For the camels, no water at all. If the camels die, we die. And in twenty days they will start to die. "
T.E. Lawrence: "There's no time to waste, then, is there?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok. "

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket

Sgt. Hartman: "Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f**k my sister."

another classic from this man

I bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you.":

AUSTIN POWERS

"Shall we shag now or shag later".

Blazing Saddles (When the sherrif is putting on his guns to fight mongol)
Gene Wilder - "No dont do that. Youll just make him mad"

Dog Soldiers - "I hope I give you the shits you coward"

Full Metal Jacket - "You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

Last Samurai (the leader of about 300 samurai goes to negotiate with the thousands of gun toting soldiers and then comes back) - "Well, they wont surrender."

Milhouse Van Houten - "This is like speed 2 but on a bus instead of a boat"

Bart - "Have you seen my dog"
Groundskeeper Wille - "aye, I ate him. I ate his little bodie, I ate his little head and I ate the way hes always barkin"
Bart - "ohhhh, you HATE him"
Willie - "Aye, and I also ate the mess he made on the rug"

Mr Burns wants to be popular:

Burns: "Simpson, I want to be loved."
Homer: "Well ... I'm gonna need some beer ..."

Police Chief Wiggam, as he's being sucked into a hotdog machine by his tie:

"Oh boy, this is gonna get worse before it gets better..."

John Cleese in "and now for something completely different":

"My nipples explode with delight!"

Willie Nelson in some wessy/railway/A Merry Can film. Along the lines of.
"Let's piss off down to Tijuana, drink ourselves some Tequilla, and pick up a couple of they girls that can suck the chrome right off a trailer hitch!"

Party time.

Mine are going to be from Way of The Gun - a truely excellent film in my opinion !

"Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice"

"Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?" (so so so so so f@#k true)

"I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen."

Dr Frankenstein to Igor.."you know i'm a rather brilliant surgeon, i could fix that hump for you.."

Igor.. "what hump?"

Dr Frankenstein to the blonde assistant.. "Elevate me.."

Blondie " What here,.. now?"

Sgt Mjr Chuzu in Heartbreak ridge "We're grundgy assed short haired basta*ds with meat cleavers for pri**s and kerosene fo' blood."

Kelly lebrock to Wyatt in Weird science..[indicating towards a VERY pissed up GAry].. "I warned him about that Blind Dog Bourbon.. "..

Sherriff Bart to the crowd, pointing the gun a this own head.. "Nobody move or the nigger gets it".. "O' lord O'lord do as he say.. do as he say..!!"

Leader of the townsfolk.. "Alright, we'll take the niggers and the chinks.. but we don't want the Irish!"

Sherriff Bart "No deal.."

leader... "ahh prairie sh*t.. everybody!"

Shrek.." I'm just a great big ugly ogre.!"

Mike Meyers in So I Married an axe murderer [as his own dad at he wedding..] "Let's get pissed!"

Same guy.. "there's a piper down.. we have a piper down here.."

As his dad about his brother, william.. "William move that massive melon of yours, we cannae see the tv.."

"that was below the belt wasn't it... he'll probably go to his bed and cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow.."

"I'LL TAKE PLEASURE IN GUTTING YOU, BWOY!"

The Rock

And from Mean Machine.

Commentator1: "He must be Ambidextorous, bob!"
Commentator2: "Well i dont know about that Bob but he certainly can use both feet.