Slightly moist

[jonboy]

There is that side of it Artist. To me there known as the "fatz who thinkz" (fat bloaters who think there Britney Spears and so give us the miss fortune of seeing them half naked!). Fatz who thinkz.

[The JaCkAl]

And they breed like rabbits, within a small gene pool hence the degenerate air about them. they always seem to have 8-9 kids trailing round them, swearing there heads off and eating junk food......and you think oh my god, little replicas of those obese morons....great

[Andy O'Pray]

Of course I complimented her. I told her that she didn't sweat much for a fat girl.

Aye - Andy.

[Mike]

Artist/Jonboy.... them troooz, the tight buggers that cling to the fatty cellulite bits of the upper thigh, my kids call them "Fanny Bags"
If I had the nerve I'd sidle up to em' and whisper " For Christ sake FART and give me a clue"

Owden... in those days they used to sugar soap their petticoats and wear Bobbie sox, listen to Radio Luxembourg on the cats wisker crystal set..... slightly before my time ....but only just

[Maria]

Artist - how I agree about the uglies coming out in force!!

A little bit of sun and suddenly some men seem to think they have the body of a young Adonis when in fact it is more in keeping with either a ageing hippopotamus or a frayed piece of string.

You know the ones I mean - huge beer belly bulging over badly fitting rolled up jeans, white ankle socks, sandals, vest top and of course the hanky on the head.

Then there are the the ones that have never been out in the sun, pale as a pint of sour milk and body double for the guy in the Mr Muscles advert - sleeveless baggy top, oversized shorts with two shoelaces hanging where others would have legs.

Of course, no one on this forum would fall into the above categories

Maria

[Oakers]

Hey hey hey Maria, there's no need for that, what have I ever done to you

I'll have you know I look striking in my white ankle socks and flip flops, I've even been likened to a young Jimmy Greaves

[Dog Soldier]

As for the Beer Belly, it's a six pack...

They just need to find the bit of plastic that holds it together

[Artist]

Further to the "uglies" I suggested a GRONK trapping wager with some of the blokes I new. They looked at me as if I was from another planet!

"I only go out with good looking women" was the general reply. I refrained from mentioning there beer bellys and MAN UTD wannabee footie shirts and left it at that.

I know what the reaction would have been in Cascades...I'M IN!

Aye Artist

[harry hackedoff]

5'2" tall 16 stones in weight wearing a skimpy top (no bra!!!) and those horrible elasticated trollies and sandals. Oh, and hair that was dyed 5 weeks ago (black roots and blonde ends).

Are you talking about someone we know

Does that mean you don't fancy me

Yer secret`s safe with me, Lobster

Think I`ll stick to the

Miss Wet Tee-shirt surfey chicks at the tills in supermarkets. They go to work straight from the beach and leave little puddles where they stand.
I like to imagine it`s because they`re pleased to see me

[sunman]

Lads ,
I have to put up with these sights every week.lol

Aye Sunman .

[Artist]

Sunman

You've got cheap booze to make everything seem rosy. Here in UK it costs a bomb.

Aye Artist