Pain in later life ?

[El Prez]

Stuey, Yorkie has a spot on his "old fella" any idea of the cause?

It's also got a nasty cold! I'm sure it sneezed.

[El Prez]

All I remember is, vaguely the morning star shone through the dew encrusted window at Okehampton. A few somnolent forms caressed their slugs as if in amorous contact with Shania Twain, a rumble of thunder exuded from Wiggintons pit, closely followed by a brilliant effervesence as he attempted to light his arse. This sudden aurora had two outcomes, one it saved Wig the cost of a haircut, and two the sudden clap ( ), not dissimilar to a 36 going off, woke the crusty lump of woad coloured skin called Malone. He was still asleep, stumbling furtively for anyones towel to cover his morbid body when suddenly, from the area of his loins there erupted an ear piercing sneeze. In a fearful broad Yorkshire drawl, he muttered, don't worry it's old Joe Blake, the trouser snake. This Ophidian reference may have eluded many, but for those with a smattering of Oz slang there was a poignancy, hard to resist, or even avoid.
The only conclusion that we were able to arrive at referred to SARS, in a kindly way we assumed he had been infected enroute from his humble abode, at 'Snatch-cum-Quickly', and was now terrified it would drop off mid stride, hence his lurching gait, crutch in hands and towel dragging to the rear. Not a pretty sight at 0500.
I remain Sir your obediant deviant in reserve.

[Jim C]

El Prez mentions that magical tonic called Laphroaig, any body else a Friend of Laphroaig..........

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[Tommy Gun]

i've got dodgeyknees but thats it it can only get worst though but still managed a 4 miler on wed and 2 young lads got in the wagon 1 mile into it ,poofs i still take cod liver oil much to the delight of the young lads at 40 .


:laola:

[Artist]

Thommo

Just make sure it's not caster oil. A young bit of skin once asked a three badger what was good for colds. Reply Caster oil. Nasty. very nasty.

Aye Artist

[El Prez]

Castor Oil, thread, tangent, wheee!
Went to watch speedway racing out in the bush in Oz one starry night. Fascinating, sinking ale, getting a crunchy coating everytime the bikes went past. What I didn't know, and the lads had forgotten, is the engines are lubed with castor oil, or something similar. That night we all hit the heads about the same time, and stayed there.
Which begs the question, how do the riders/engineers cope?

[harry hackedoff]

Tommy G( any relation to Ally G, btw? Thought so )
You don`t have to drink it out the bottle anymore, mate, they make capsules
Rob, that`s capsules mate, not suppositories unfortunately for you
I know how much you like Cruella making you take them
Ooooooh