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Women in the Special Forces

General discussions on joining & training within Special Forces.
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Lozhop - thanks for your support - but I'm not in the habit of fame claiming. As a Herefordian yourself (are you a North or South sider?) you will appreciate that it's a small, friendly place and people tend to know each other. The men tend to gossip more than the women!

As for pillowtalk - 'fraid (much to your probable disappointment) I don't do other women! :angel:

The jelly thing sounds interesting though, Cobalt- but if you look like the photo you'll have to put a balaclava on first!!!!
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SP Training,Who cares wins folks.I will voice my opinion on females in the SP's. Sorry ladies, are far as I'm concerned women are not on board when I'm concerned I see them as a hindrance rather than a help,but if you want be part of the intelligence network and gather info on the ground that is fine by me.What I don't want is some hysterical female beside me when the shooting starts and I have to look after her in the male sort of way just because she can't run as fast as me or climb over things to make good my escape should I need to bug out rather rapidly. :( :( :( :( :(
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Lozhop - there is no self imposed air of mystery! I quit an office job in the MOD to earn more ££ and so did my friend who had indeed tried out for better things - and got to the last stage only to be binned on what she felt was a dubious reason. So dubious she quit and is now doing better things for loads more money.

I logged on because I was thinking about making a donation to a special forces charity. This forum was merely one of the things the search engine threw up - and I though i'd join in for a bit of a laugh.

I have nothing to prove whatsoever and I have nothing to do with the forces apart from supporting the local charity. I gave up dating funnyfarmers years ago because they have a problem telling the truth - albeit a few have the old phwar factor when you see them out running in their sweaty shorts - look don't touch - and steer clear of the ones with tashes as they maintain paddling pools filled with jelly.
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Yeah thats the charity.
My ex. needs a charity too - the SAS (scitzoid And Sad) w@#k.are.us.co.uk pea brained paranoia association of Hereford.
Make sure you suppport the right one...
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zombe slut are you male of female????

:-?

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DOHHH!!! :oops: oh well :roll:



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Lew- how are you pronouncing that? "Loo?"

I regret to advise ...that i'm actually...a female zombie slut.

Yours with a sluttish laugh,
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Nope its definitely "lew" I’m neither French or a toilet... :lol:


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Very funny :lol: , but I’m not welsh, I’m actually of Irish decent...


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Well I guess its the same as jocks and the short arm deep pocket disease, and the welsh mans love of wooly things, you just come to except it... :lol:

Irish grandparents, I was born and bread here in England…




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medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
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That could be interesting, there would be allot that could be learned about the way a “normal” women’s mind works if they got to study yours… :lol: :lol: :lol:


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All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com

recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
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Well saw dust is better than air i guess... :wink: :lol:



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All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com

recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
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More foolhardy than stupid me thinks, :lol: but its all in good fun, and if I get clobbered at the end so be it :wink:


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All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com

recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
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Why thankya :D now do you mind shouting that out in crowded areas :wink:



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All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com

recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
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should i answer that :D jus kidding of course you don't :wink:


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All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com

recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
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