Did You See..............

[El Prez]

Wot me.......worry, why?

H your time will come. I know where the Mother in Law of all Battleaxes lives, the tickets for her solo trip to Perth are a first class stamp away.

[Sticky Blue]

Leroy... when you come to the UK always ask for Barley Wine! We gave one of your comrades, who said he could drink, a couple of bottles. It is a sweet beer and blew his head off; that is why so few of us drink it. If you want a short night out... this is the stuff! Makes Budweiser taste like bogwater!!

[MOUSE]

Ah good old gold label.(BARLEY WINE LEROY)
You must water down with a Diamond White.
There is an art to this collect a half glass.
Pour about half of each into the glass.
Sit back, swing the lamp and enjoy.
Repeat at least a dozen times.
Happy days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John_D]

NAR

NEWCASLE BROWN.

Aye
John_D

[Sticky Blue]

Drink Loz? LMAO

[Sticky Blue]

One gallon or two? (Said with cheeky grin)

[John_D]

What Naughty things could you do?

Maybe riding the bike without a helmet

or standing on the seat, while in motion.

Doing Wheelies on the cattle market.

Need I go on?

Aye

John_D

[owdun]

Paid a visit to the"Broon" brewery once,whilst with the RMFVR in Shields. The thing that impressed me most,apart from the ale,was the size of the women who hauled the barrels around,bloody frightening!!!!



Aye Owdun.

[JR]

Naw try Metholated spirits with Metal polish strained through the sweaty nylon (Black) stocking of a Chief Wren writer (drafting),maybe thats why I got all the duff Drafts?.Aye JR

[owdun]

It had to be Bluebell polish,Jim,only the best for Royal.Used to stuff the empty tins in the end of a thunder-flash,could throw 'em much further,and suprised the opposition somewhat.


Aye Owdun.

[JR]

Owdun,Thunder flashes! remember when the name of the game was to climb on the roof of those old shacks at CSRM (Bickleigh) and stuff a thunder flash down the chimney just to see how fast the 'bastards could move,I put it all down to mis-spent youth no TV?. Aye JR

[MOUSE]

Field firing on Dartmoor,
staying on a farm type complex,
all fine until Mr thomas,
goes for an ertha kitt.
Then a prankster with a wild sense of humour,
rolls a thunder flash under the door.

"Oh its strated then has it"!!!!!!!!!!!!