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"Are you here to pull pints, or pull me" the added benefit of this one is a cheap run ashore.

"Do you know tights are so unhygienic, let me help you out of them".

or,

"Look, I can't be bothered with the idle chat and dancing malarky tonight. Lets see how good we are together first, we can always get back to that sort of stuff later".

or,

"Your legs and my shoulders belong together"

ref liegh's unfortunate situation with trapping its hardly suprising after the last two trap lines i heard him use (with no possitive result!) where 1,your quite dim arn't you? and 2, yes of course wre really gay! that one did me no favors either, cheers mate.
freddie

Get your coat Gronk, You've Trapped,
this was a regular line in the RM School of Dancing. Allthough I could never understand why it did'nt work!

Favourite chat up line to a "Jenny",You've got skin like the lee-side of an Admirals notepaper,usual retort "P*ss off Royal"

For those of us who used to go in the "River Exe Club" in the mid 70s,this will mean something.
"No love,I won't take your leg back to camp with me".
This had to be said to a certain unfortunate party after a certain Marine (who shall remain nameless on this forum)brought her artificial limb back to the grots as a trophy.
Her Mother called the Guard Room and the Provost staff searched the accomadation for it at 4am.
Prior to this all the afore mentioned chat up lines worked perfectly well!!.

For those of us who used to go in the "River Exe Club" in the mid 70s,this will mean something.
"No love,I won't take your leg back to camp with me".
This had to be said to a certain unfortunate party after a certain Marine (who shall remain nameless on this forum)brought her artificial limb back to the grots as a trophy.
Her Mother called the Guard Room and the Provost staff searched the accomadation for it at 4am.
Prior to this all the afore mentioned chat up lines worked perfectly well!!.

I like that one shoulder holster.
In my experiences I have found that you treat
your ladies in catagories,if she is a slapper treat her like a slapper if she is a lady treat her like a lady, [Instances]
When I used to go down the gut [Malta]and fancied a bit I would lob it on the table and say who wants it,
If it was a lady I would treat her to soft light and the finestent entainments,[I even recall wearing cummerbund and bow tie sitting next to my C/O at the C&C Med Fleets dinner banquet for a L/wren,[But thats another story]
I have nothing to hide from my wife after 35Yrs if she doesn,t know me now she never will.
AYE
JOHN_D
Ps
Yes ratso I was still a buck Marine
WC

Not quite a trapping line, but seeing as were all computer literate, it could be seen as the outcome from the extinct successful line...

mate can you help me out with this little problem I am having?
> Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates
> 4.2, which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
> apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
> was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make
> matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other
> applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
> Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
> beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried had many bugs and left a
> virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
> weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at
> the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
> each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. Sensing a way
> out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product
> soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I
> reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
> available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
> Cleanhouse 2000. Shortly after this upgrade however my I then
> discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For
> example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's
> memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later
> when I had forgot about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary
> Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launches
> Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no help files and
> I have to try and guess what the problem is myself. Additional costly
> problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe
> Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which
> needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
> unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources. It also
> conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that
> they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
> Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0
> also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be
> turned off. Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there
> could be problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
> 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS
> Money files before un-installing itself. Any Ideas!!

as you can probably guess I now work in software testing!

John D
Bloody hell mate thats a trapping line in itself "I used to LOB it on the table".
Wish mine was big enough to LOB,I have to be content with zzzzip protrude, well we can't have it all.
Take care

Paulx I like the way you express you dilema,but there is an old saying "never S--T on your own doorstep" if you want to play the field don,t play on the same pitch chose a venue that is safe,the thing that amazes me with the female gender is that they fall in love with us for what we are then when they get us tied they try to change us,

as for shoulder holster dont worry after a certain age it just isn,t worth it, have you ever tried jacking a lorry up with a car jack?

AYE
John_D

Nice one Paulx, Wizzing its way round my employers network allready.
(Sigs ratings eh! allways the boffins)

While were on the subject how about a traditional grot gronk board amonst the photographs section ? Crrrriiiingge!!!
(Just a bite Nomad, I wouldent like to see all your hard work sink to such a base level.)

shoulderholster,
What are you doing in "Wippet" County...
Yours Aye

Mutley
I have to live in Whippet Country because I driven out of my own county (Dorset)by "Economic migrants" from the North!.
Now I have to work in frozen waste land and
eat a handfull of cold gravel for breakfast and pay t' mill owner two&six a day for privalage t' work there!.
Could be a new trapping line there to try out on t' posh southern lasses (go for the pity option).

How about this one then....

"This body leaves at two o'clock ( closing time)..... BE ON IT !!!"

Tried out several times in Cascades,
Result...
Taxi back to camp on my own with a Kebab !!