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Scott has onr hell of a cheek - he must have some front though. Mind you he has now drawn attention to himself big time and no doubt scuppered any future dodgy plans.

Sounds like Mk3 should bin the Scott soon.

M

me thinks scott needs a REAL job.......10 out of 10 for remaining calm

This is pure gold artist, never thought hearing about someones life could be so compelling!

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All quite quiet on the Daughter front at this time.

Minor problem with the wife and my new carhorn in the Artmobile.

It's the sound of a anchor being dropped into the Oggin from a gurt big ocean going Ship. as in:

RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! KERSPLASH!!!!

It seems the better half takes exception to me sounding it all the time. Good fun mind. It's great watching the expressions and reactions of the poor bloody pedestrians when I let RIP!

Artist

Half term is well away and the MK 4 is showing all the signs of the previous Marks:

1. Getting money from Daddy.
2. Hating Daddy when he refuses.
3. Playing MTV full Chaff on Sunday Morning when the Artist is slightly fragile.
4. Getting Mummy to get Daddy to give the MK4 money.
5. Hating Daddy when he still refuses to hand out the DOSH!
6. Saying that all her Oppos have these "well smooth shoes". (Money!)
7. Hating Daddy for not being [With it] ref "well smooth shoes".
8. Hating Daddy "Cos you don't understand!"

Six more years and shes gonna be 20. Just hope I make it!

Dear MK3 has binned Scott! Seems he was always bumming money of her. (now she knows how I feel!) Mk3 and new Boyfriend may be coming to the house this Sunday. Am informed that he is not a DJ, will not ask to borrow Money, Is 20 years old, has a job which pays money. Like him already to be honest with you all. Best he likes a few warmers into the Butts and don't mind paying for aged Artists requirements visa vee Pussers Rum and Hydes Black O and he's into Computors.

Artist

Cant wait to here what MK3's new fella is like - will he buy Mr Artist a pint??


M