Tug's Travelling Teef! (Teeth)

nutter tug · Post by **nutter tug** » Fri 02 Apr, 2004 9:46 am

To bootneck Re:-%%%%% = Flipping dentures

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri 02 Apr, 2004 11:21 am

there you go Andy, shyte, do you think i could be a Detective? i`ve solved one missing denture already.........bring em on

nutter tug · Post by **nutter tug** » Fri 02 Apr, 2004 2:01 pm

Hei bootneck-----I've been searching for my bleeding dentures tor months
perhaps it could have been ''YOU'' that pinched-em all along-you mut! 0X

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat 03 Apr, 2004 5:35 am

NT and Andy, you got to stop confusing me, your both flying the 45 Flag, take a tot and sort it out.................... :drinking:

my appologies

nutter tug · Post by **nutter tug** » Sat 03 Apr, 2004 10:29 am

Hei bootneck-just to keep you & Andy happy-for evermore! My logo is
I hope being changed-so beware & be shocked-Hey I might even win this
round-what do you fink

Wish I could my dentures-

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat 03 Apr, 2004 10:40 am

Nutter, its not about winning, its the taking part that counts, have you checked the dogs arse yet?

nutter tug · Post by **nutter tug** » Sat 03 Apr, 2004 12:26 pm

Hello Lew-the trouble is that when one is born and bred in Stepney London
you will find it virtually impossible to learn this Queens English,being bought-up when Londerners were the KING---QUEENS Stepneyites nobody
cared about our speech or lingo, needless to say-we as young scalliwags
did not swear as such.eg:blinking-ell and bleeding-ell that's how we was
brought-up,specially in them bleeding bomb buildings but it was the perfict
place to have a fag-away from them bleeding coppers-so the jest of the
letter-is one's behaver is normally due to the Enviroment one is brought
up-in,like the world war2 created my situation-as High rise buildings and
goverments created others-what chance to the Young-ones stand!

I have not got a dog-so where are they?

nutter tug · Post by **nutter tug** » Sat 03 Apr, 2004 1:16 pm

Fanks Loshop-but knowing me being a nutter-I'll probly wee in the glass
during the night--but keep finking me ole cocker?

Where are my dentures?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun 04 Apr, 2004 4:09 am

Nutter, do you have any dentures? or are you still packing your own ivory whites?

nutter tug · Post by **nutter tug** » Sun 04 Apr, 2004 11:50 am

Cor bootneck-in a way I'm glad I'm not packing my own choppers!I don't
get toothache-anymore only the pressure of finding the dentures when
one takes em out and put them in a safe place-but-where?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun 04 Apr, 2004 7:20 pm

nutter tug wrote:only the pressure of finding the dentures when
one takes em out and put them in a safe place-but-where?

nutter, try looking where you left them, rewind your memory banks and start play again

nutter tug · Post by **nutter tug** » Sun 04 Apr, 2004 7:45 pm

bootneck-I have virtually drained what is left of my so called brain,and I
know if I drain it anymore I will end up being a Nervous Wreck. Bleeding
teeth-how can I eat and chew my Steak? sorry bootneck I am being very
selfish now--Cheers mate

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun 04 Apr, 2004 7:49 pm

Nutter, get your arse down to Comet, they don`t sell teeth, but they sell blenders mate

nutter tug · Post by **nutter tug** » Sun 04 Apr, 2004 8:59 pm

bootneck, I'm well and truely blended-so there is no need for me to
hobble down to Comet or perhaps I can get you some toilet paper-Yes
But where are my choppers? me ole mukker-have you looked in your
rest room mate?

Who pinched-em? it'll come out in the wash-I hope!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun 04 Apr, 2004 9:11 pm

nutter, artist hasn`t replaced his curling tongues with them has he?

that my friend, is another story

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