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chunky from york
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Post by chunky from york »

Can I be a Whip ? I have my own PVC uniform!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chunky,
I think studded leather would be far more becoming
for a Whip.
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:o

Chunky as part of the props for the job the egg whisk and the wet lettuce leaf is thrown in for free!!
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Spanners,
Does this mean the Honorable Member from York will have to shell out
for his own damp ferret?
I think questions should be asked in the House.
Wholley.
:D
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:o

Wholley

Table a motion and we will get a Commons Select Committee to spend 3 Trillion £'s on finding out nothing!
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Table a motion and we will get a Commons Select Committee to spend 3 Trillion £'s on finding out nothing!
I demand an inquiry into these inquiries!!! i shal not let this matter settle. The public have a right to know that we know nothing about what we know.
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Right, as head of the BeeeeB i abolish TV License fees, and Sky subscriptions, these will be met by the rich and famous. :lol:
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Right, that's enough!!!

I will not stand for ANY motions on the table...It is NOT hygienic!!!!! :evil:
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NST

It's when people say 'will you go throught the motions' that I get worried, pity El Tone doesn't want to do that he's quick at dishing the dirt though!
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Does the Blue Peter badge make you dishonest, you need to lie through your back teeth, we don't want squeaky clean people in the cabinet Dave, that doesn't give a good impression to those living in far away lands. I mean if you say you have a BLUE PETER badge for appearing on the show and not actually appeared, you know like getting the badge through another source then you can have the Ministers job for Disinformation. I might need a character reference from Peter Purves though!
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:D

You seem to have the right qualifications Dave, perhaps you can give an interview to the BEEB as to where the WMD are and we don't want to hear any slick comments that they are at Faslane or RAF Lakenheath or buried underground on Salisbury Plain we want facts like they could be stored in the eye of a needle or such places!
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Dave,
If"She who must be obeyed"sees your post,she will track you down,
hang,draw and quarter you with glee,then start on me again.
'Kin funny though,
Wholley.
:o :o :o
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