kit sale

[stinkypinky]

you need a military kit for sale forum

[Andy O'Pray]

What am I offered for a moth eaten Denison smock and a hardly used Sam Browne?

Aye - Andy.

[voodoo sprout]

What am I offered for a moth eaten Denison smock and a hardly used Sam Browne?

Two shillings and a turnip for the smock! I can scrounge a couple of other random vegetables as well if someone makes a better offer though - do we have a deal?

[Andy O'Pray]

Done.

Not only is that a one liner, it is also a one worder.

Aye - Andy.

[El Prez]

Peculiar name 'stinkyfinger', perhaps you could extract it from your arse long enough to read the following topic, then reconsider how you should "suggest" new forums, rather than acting as a lame dork.

viewtopic.php?t=1690

Kev runs his own site, and will try and supply anything you need. He may even have a dose of manners. He even supplies members of 40 RA.

[stinkypinky]

Sorry, I'll make sure I use the search facility in future. This site is great and El Prez is the best moderator I've ever come across.

[stinkypinky]

el prez,
if you think that was my reply ,you dont know me!i thought moderators were meant to help ppl,yes i'm new to this site but it doesn't give you the right to slag ppl off.i think blue trumpet boy edited it on my behalf.

[Chester]

Stinky

It was the at the end of your first sentence that prompted Prez's response.

Compare " I think Stinky Pinky is a Rent Boy " with " I think Stinky Pinky is a RentBoy "

One is an insult, one is a joke - It is the context you use that ultimately determines the understanding of a sentence.

[Oakers]

That's not an insult where I come from lad, it's a sales pitch

[El Prez]

That nice Mr Hoon, (Spit) has sent his little band of herberts off to a dusty place rhyming with FaaarKK!

[Sticky Blue]

Caption competition anyone?
What is the Marine or Mr Goon... sorry, Mr Hoon saying to the Marine?

[ratso]

Hoon 'So your the lucky ba****d who got the working SA80.'

Marine 'Yes sir, now if you can go and stand on that sand dune over there I will prove it works.'

[harry hackedoff]

Hoon, "Do I look effeminate, with my hands like this?"
Royal, "What are you doing after work, darling?"
Blue Oysters, anyone?
Thought not

[harry hackedoff]

Hoon, "The latest mods to the SA 80, make it an excellant weapon, you know"
Royal, "Carry on like that, sweetheart, and you`ll be wearing this "excellent weapon" up your arse"

[Artist]

Royal to his oppos. "His flies are undone"

Artist