Is this runners knee?

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 28 Apr, 2008 10:54 pm

Taxman wrote:Having read all this, I dont think its runners knee after all.

No more like some Eeijut called Brooksey talking though his arse! A Royal Marine? Never met a Bootneck with so much crap coming out of his mouth in my life!

Brooksey if you are a Bootneck then go to the web site I mentioned before and try it on there

http://www.onceamarinealwaysamarine.co.uk/

You will last about as long as a born again Christian in a Taliban nightclub!

Click onto the message centre & then onto RM dicussions and learn moron! MY Family is true blue Real McCoy. GROW UP FOR GODS SAKE BOY!!!!!

Artist

Dave_1987 · Post by **Dave_1987** » Tue 29 Apr, 2008 3:56 pm

Taxman wrote:Having read all this, I dont think its runners knee after all.

Haha that made me laugh

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Thu 01 May, 2008 9:09 pm

Illustrious wrote:Hey Flighty, how much would a three month subscription for you to be my mother cost

Ten quid.

Illustrious · Post by **Illustrious** » Thu 01 May, 2008 11:48 pm

Provided you help me with my homework, I consider that a BARGAIN!

I believe I am sold upon the idea. Where shall I send the cheque?

flighty · Post by **flighty** » Mon 05 May, 2008 8:51 pm

Homework is 50p extra.

Cheques payable to flightywrightyenterprisesinc.

Illustrious · Post by **Illustrious** » Mon 05 May, 2008 9:12 pm

bah, what a rip! Lemme guess, I'd have to pay to visit number 6 too?

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Tue 06 May, 2008 11:45 am

Illustrious wrote:bah, what a rip! Lemme guess, I'd have to pay to visit number 6 too?

Everyone has to pay when they visit number 6. And not just with dosh either. You have been warned.....(Cue weird whoo whoo noises n stuff)

Artist

Illustrious · Post by **Illustrious** » Tue 06 May, 2008 1:39 pm

Well I make a mean bacon omelette if thats what you mean.

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Tue 06 May, 2008 8:53 pm

Illustrious wrote:Well I make a mean bacon omelette if thats what you mean.

Ask the people who have stayed. We have had a fair few visitors over the years and to be honest most have enjoyed the visit. Sometimes the odd wierd thing has happened. One bloke trapped a girl who turned out to be more keen on other girls.

Whooley turned to and had a group of naked 21 year old blokes dancing around his pit at 0500hrs one morning (his lady was a tad annoyed as well) Sneaky Beaky turned to and met Jonny the Gayhound.

Doc turned to and met some eeijut and asked him why he was such a NECKY FECKER It's never the same here.

Artist

Illustrious · Post by **Illustrious** » Tue 06 May, 2008 10:18 pm

That sounds like a hoofing good time I must say. Would love to visit sometime *hint hint*

misterpurple · Post by **misterpurple** » Tue 06 May, 2008 10:45 pm

MFAT piss up at Artist's then?

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Wed 07 May, 2008 2:05 am

Artist wrote: Whooley turned to and had a group of naked 21 year old blokes dancing around his pit at 0500hrs one morning

One of whom almost ended up in the street.
And not via the door.
I'll be back in June sans lady as she'll be in Paris(Yuk)
I could have gone but I cannot think of a worse place to be except London,or maybe New York,so your going to get a visit and I know the scrans on me.
Best warn Max

You may also want to warn people of incoming bottle rockets

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