gurpreet wrote:After saying why I want to join the Navy, I also added that I believe in Great Britain and Europe and the liberal values that they stand for and wish to protect these values by fighting in the front line.
Bet they pissed their sides laughing at that one once you left the room!
Sorry, really really sorry but it made Oie laugh!!!!
Was once tasked with working with the recruitment side of stuff for three months whilst getting back to fitness after coming second during a little bit of aggro in Northern Ireland (Me Boss had a wicked sense of humour!),
In hindsight it was not the best thing they came up with really. My basic Bootneck humour & attitude was not looked on with kindness by the Matelots who I travelled and lived with during that time. In point of fact during the first week (and my last!

) I had a bit of a
TIFF with the gobby Chief Petty Officer who was in charge of us other ranks, (I was a Cpl at the time) resulting in me flicking him in the nadgers whilst we were stood at the hotel reception due to his silly attitude towards me having my own cabin.
The poor receptionist asked if she should call an ambulance. To which I replied
"Nar leave the FLUB where he is!" (FLUB = Fat Lazy Useless Bastard). Three days later I was back in me unit loafing like a goodun in the Coy Office. Me OC pissed his sides laughing when he read the charge sheet ref my attitude towards the FLUB who fell over in distress. The result of the charges laid against me,
CASE DISMISSED!!!
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