Patriot or Pervert?

[SiD]

Ok heres the crack, i need to know, am I a pervert or a patriot and I figured you guys were the ones to ask...

To cut a long one down a bit, got divorced last May, was married 10 years, only real grounds were that I cant do a normal job apparently ! Anyway it broke my damn heart. Been single for a long time since the separation other than a few short flings.
Ok I'll get to the point.....
I realised its time to start living my life for myself, moving on and all that and even though i still love my ex very much it was time to start the old dating game, well not necessarily dating but putting it about a bit ! Now the thing is I live in Germany, Bavaria where most of the girls are brought up Catholics and its damn hard to get there knickers off, so my task was not gonna be an easy one but the determined guy that I am i decided to get stuck in and see how many German/ European girlies this 38 year old fit and handsome bastard could get his sticky little mits on....
Hang in there there is a point to all this waffle !!.......
Around the end of September I accepted that I was single and realised it was my duty as a respectable English Gentleman to get on and sow the wild oats for my sanity and the glory of England !!
Funny thing is within a few weeks of my 38th birthday women started coming out of the woodwork, I was getting asked out right left and centre, I didnt have to do any of the hard work, women started to ask me to meet for a coffee, go to cinema, could they cook for me etc etc ......Great
Now comes the bit where i need YOUR help !! ......

So with my new rich vein of luck with the ladies I start to have a few guests with breasts staying over at my place. Now being the gent I am I offered a young lady if she would like a tshirt to wear in bed, when i got the reply, Ja bitte, das ist ganz nett von dir, i went to my tshirt collection and decided......

This is where it starts to get perverted or patriotic I'm not sure which.....

......decided it would be cool if Annette( she's cute too ) wore one of my England tshirts. So with a grin from ear to ear I gave her my England 4 Germany 2 tshirt and off to bed we went, i must say she looked great with nowt on but my 10 year old England tshirt. Now I dont know if it improved the sex or what but i found it amusing to bonk a German lass wearing said tshirt.

Some days later I find myself in the same situation with an attractive blond by the name of Claudia. Ok i thought I am gonna try this one again. Bingo! t shirt required. this time I dig out my England 5 Germany 1 tshirt and hi ho hi ho its off to bed we go, and what a double wammy cos this lass talks really good English but with a very strong WELSH accent, brilliant I remember thinking to myself, definately one up for the English here, I could hardly control my giggling as we went to bed realising that I am definately on to a funny idea here ! ( life hasnt given me much to laff about lately)

Since then I have progressed to several other european nationalities, Polish, Hungarian, Russian, Italian.... I stop there before someone calls me a tart. My England white and red football tops have been in action, my Saint Georgeand the dragon tshirt is a real hit and has been requested by one young lady cos she likes it(the tshirt), Ive even had a bonk on my England flag which i draped over the sofa(is that allowed by the way??)
The thing is I am actually disappointed now if a tshirt is not required, we might not have scored much in the world cup but I am certainly trying to make up for it ! The other night while necking on my sofa (with a young lady not my dog) it occured to me that maybe i was perverse or maybe I am just patriotic and when i thought of asking you lot i didnt harf get the chuckles.
So thats how I come to wonder am I a patriot or a pervert??

[mfat_man]

So thats how I come to wonder am I a patriot or a pervert??

SiD

With the texts you send me defo a pervert You give men a bad name....

[SiD]

Actually yeah thats not a bad idea, maybe i will start to photograph them too and ......... nah i'll leave it there
but fg how does your vote go patriot or perv??

[borisimo]

patriot all the way, you really should gather some sort of photographic evidence though

[pablo]

You, good sir, are a legend.

But try getting a Wales jersey on one of 'em.

[E5_Man]

Do one better get her a sheep outfit.

[pablo]

Do one better get her a sheep outfit.

Ah, well. It could be worse, I could be English.

[E5_Man]

[ali_hire]

I wouldn't call you a pervert, you obviously have a bit of a fetish for semi-clad ladies wearing the colours of our nation but that's no bad thing.

If that's your thing you might want to invest in one of those tight fitting womens England shirts, my gal's got one of the England rugby ones and there's nowt better than a lovely lady wearing next to nothing, especially if it reminds you that you're doing your bit for your nation!

[AJtothemax]

patriot all the way, you really should gather some sort of photographic evidence though

Hear any sirens yet?

[JCAP3]

Do one better get her a sheep outfit.

Hilarious

[LostandFound]

Patriot all the way mate - anyone who bags off with a foreigner while getting them to wear the colours of england is a crusader of the highest caliber in my point of view

[E5_Man]

Patriot all the way mate - anyone who bags off with a foreigner while getting them to wear the colours of england is a crusader of the highest caliber in my point of view

Especially a german.

[rgj-rifleman]

PATRIOT!!!!!!!! Sounds alot like my humour. I may have to steal this idea

You could start somin here, whenever you sleep with a girl of different nationality you have to give them the ENGLAND SHIRT.


Could call it the patiots walk/shag.

RGJ-RIFLEMAN