Military Jokes or Funny Stories

[hitman1716]

Alrite guys, Surely with all the experinced personel in the forces we must be able to think up a good few. The British forces are world famous for their good sense of humour so come on. Lets hear them...

[smudger289]

i know this isnt armed forces as such but its the closest you can get as a 13 yr old,

away with the cadets as a youngster, on a 5 day field ex, on the second night we had the barracks clown as our troop sgt, come 4am middle of holcombe moor, me and a few of the 'gang' hid behind his basha and yelled STAND TO! which i think basically means when your in your habour theres an imminent enemy threat, quick as you like this tit comes dashinh out of the darkness sporting brown y-fronts and one of those free vests you get at charity marathons after being closelined by numerous bungee cords he got on the blower to the CO to see what the f@#k was goin on, as you can imagin the captain wernt very happy.

[ali_hire]

Don't have any stories (yet) but I heard these 2 recently which tickled me...

What's the difference between an RAF fighter pilot and God?

God doesn't think he's an RAF fighter pilot.

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How do you know if there's an RAF fighter pilot at your party???

He'll tell you!