DOES ANYONE EVER FAIL OFFICER TRAINING?

[juliethenurse]

IF SO , WHAT HAPPENS? WHY WOULD THEY FAIL?

[fubar84]

If a potential officer fails, he has 24 hours to pack all of his belongings into an RAF standard issue Gucci handbag. After 24hrs or at 0800 the next day, he is paraded in front of the rest of the officer candidates. They each take turns removing a single Revel from a packet (rumour has it this is where the got the idea for their advert). Whoever gets the coffee one has to shoot the failed candidate. At exactly 0817hrs said person pulls the trigger of the gun, only for a flag to appear from the barrel saying 'bang', meanwhile OC Crab Air School of Flyboys and Moustache Groomers sneaks up behind the failure and plants a custard pie into his unsuspecting face. Then everyone goes back to work. He is then forced to leave in disgrace (ie without his leather bomber jacket) but not before he has shaved off said brylcreem addorned moustache.

[juliethenurse]

oh

[mfat_man]

If a potential officer fails, he has 24 hours to pack all of his belongings into an RAF standard issue Gucci handbag. After 24hrs or at 0800 the next day, he is paraded in front of the rest of the officer candidates. They each take turns removing a single Revel from a packet (rumour has it this is where the got the idea for their advert). Whoever gets the coffee one has to shoot the failed candidate. At exactly 0817hrs said person pulls the trigger of the gun, only for a flag to appear from the barrel saying 'bang', meanwhile OC Crab Air School of Flyboys and Moustache Groomers sneaks up behind the failure and plants a custard pie into his unsuspecting face. Then everyone goes back to work. He is then forced to leave in disgrace (ie without his leather bomber jacket) but not before he has shaved off said brylcreem addorned moustache.

Cracking! Just like the good old days.