How would you train your own special forces??

james_m · Post by **james_m** » Sun 23 Oct, 2005 6:29 pm

letsrole wrote:OOOOh dear lol

What?

letsrole · Post by **letsrole** » Mon 24 Oct, 2005 11:01 am

james_m wrote:
letsrole wrote:OOOOh dear lol
What?

Not oh dearing you man, I'm doing it to those walts who are dressing up like a para, marine etc.

james_m · Post by **james_m** » Mon 24 Oct, 2005 11:36 am

Oh right.

I think it would be a good idea though to implement a yellow and red card system or a 3 strikes and you are out! It would make people think about what they are posting.

Although some threads do become very funny!

Hi BladeDragon (i'm sure thats the genuinely frightening name you were really after),

What a great question! I've been thinking about this alot over the last few years and was starting to believe that no-one would ever ask my opinion on the matter - so here goes:

Firstly I would locate and capture 320 multi-species, female primates and bring them back to the UK (the easy bit).

They would spend 6 months sitting GCSEs and A-Levels in French and Woodwork before i selected the creatures with the best results to go on to selection 'proper'.

At this stage they would be equipped with invisibilty cloaks and grappling hooks before being tasked with rebuilding a significant portion of Hadrians Wall during the winter months and only in the hours of darkness.

Those that do not perish or simply give up and tab to Glasgow in search of a better life have passed, and move onto life in the Squadron.

I'd love to tell you what happens after this - but for security reasons I cannot - i'm sure you understand - it would endanger the lives of my 'lads' and we have enough of a recruitment problem as it is.

I look forward to seeing my thoughts and processes embodied in the finished board game - i'd love to test the game when it's ready - can i be the boot?

Regards,

Captain Stabbo.

Cheers
James_m

Dave_n · Post by **Dave_n** » Mon 24 Oct, 2005 1:45 pm

If i had the cheat for 'infinate money' i would just 'buy' 50,000 german ladies, pump them full of steroids and give them a VW beatle between 4 of them.

dave

Jobag · Post by **Jobag** » Mon 24 Oct, 2005 3:40 pm

dave_n wrote:If i had the cheat for 'infinate money' i would just 'buy' 50,000 german ladies, pump them full of steroids and give them a VW beatle between 4 of them.

......with a super duper all singing all dancing turbo rapid super soaker mounted on top?

sloth · Post by **sloth** » Mon 24 Oct, 2005 10:04 pm

now im all for all this PC malarky and giving every one a fair chance but please please please someone find out who this muppet dragonslayer (whywhywhywhywhywhywhyohwhy chose that muppet gammer sit alone in yer room tugging yerself of to charmed(not that thats a bad thing charmed girls mmmmmmmm)name weirdo) is so we can make sure his parents are incapable of breeding ever again

oh and for the record id have my SF lot dressed as minstrels pretending to be marry poppins with 7.62 hissing death umberelas that can transport them anywhere in time on any planet cause obviously osama has to be somplace like that there CO would be daft twat of ultimate farce APC glasgow would never feck up there pay ( we are talking fantisy here) they would all know all the words to scooby dooby doo cause that would be the regimental march there beret would be pink with yellow polka dots cap badge would be a my little pony getting double teamed off he man and skeletor and the motto would be "fook me ive gone and brocken me toaster" slooth oot

hc00 · Post by **hc00** » Tue 25 Oct, 2005 10:35 am

sloth wrote:oh and for the record id have my SF lot dressed as minstrels pretending to be marry poppins with 7.62 hissing death umberelas that can transport them anywhere in time on any planet cause obviously osama has to be somplace like that there CO would be daft twat of ultimate farce APC glasgow would never feck up there pay ( we are talking fantisy here) they would all know all the words to scooby dooby doo cause that would be the regimental march there beret would be pink with yellow polka dots cap badge would be a my little pony getting double teamed off he man and skeletor and the motto would be "fook me ive gone and brocken me toaster" slooth oot

Hahaha, these guys would rock.

I wouldn't want them against my Sfs

Wee Willy Winkie · Post by **Wee Willy Winkie** » Tue 25 Oct, 2005 4:56 pm

im sorry but my hover boarding invisible dudes with silenced LAW's would beat up anybody elses SF. but they do have one weakness....those ickle French Fancies, cant get enough of them. they have rebelled against me a number of times when i wasnt able to stock up on the confectionery.

w.w.w

Jobag · Post by **Jobag** » Tue 25 Oct, 2005 9:52 pm

Sticky Blue wrote:Do I get a medal or a prize?

You get first choice in the raffle. Plenty of SF prizes to be won.

Star prize is FREE entry to this very cool SF paintballing arena, where you get to be in the SAS for 1 day.... http://www.saspaintball.co.uk/

I3ladeDragon · Post by **I3ladeDragon** » Wed 26 Oct, 2005 6:18 pm

If it were a vivid imagination i was asking for i wouldn't post here. A couple things I need to clear up before I let this thread die...

A. This was never a VIDEOGAME

B. I was never creating a game

C. It is supposed to be modern day realistic SF's... not flaming superninjas with lasers and harry potter magic wand crap invisibilty killing people with toothpicks powers SF's.

D. Have you all noticed I haven't really replied since the beginning of page 2? Then some idiot comes in here and says to stop stirring it up!! (Whoever you are, learn how to read the threads before posting.)

E. All of you would make another person think that all British are jackasses... but I know they aren't because I know a few. And they show that British are cool.

F. What the hell was I thinking?? You guys are right... I am very stupid. American SF's are better than other SF's... (No offence)
I should have tried to gather info on my own SF's.
Thank you for some laughs, it was nice... erm.... (collecting?) your ideas. have a nice day!

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 26 Oct, 2005 6:28 pm

F. off

I3ladeDragon · Post by **I3ladeDragon** » Wed 26 Oct, 2005 6:32 pm

The only reason I first came into here to POLITELY ask for help was because it was the first link on google, I had 15 minutes on my comp at the time, and I was lazy.

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 26 Oct, 2005 6:40 pm

see you ammeded your post and added your own point F.

so I'll jump straight to...

P. off

Jobag · Post by **Jobag** » Wed 26 Oct, 2005 6:52 pm

You started a very amusing thread Bladew*nker. It was a pleasure.

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