Language...

[Artist]

Or the Old classic:

"Watch out for that one over there, he'll have some £%$^ers Eye out if he's not careful!"

King Harold 1066.

Artist

[robj]

Aoccdring to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetant tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

[bigbart]

I read all that without problem. That's weird, that is.

[Maroon]

There is a dyslexic somewhere looking at that and saying 'see, it's easy!!'

[DahDit]

robj

It might be a good idea to read a thread before posting on it?

Mike had already posted the research quote on the fourth page of this thread

I know I don't often post but I do read

[robj]

God damnit ive done it again! I really should read the more before I post

[KevinTheBold]

As an example, I heard this, last Sunday,(put on yer best Oz accent)
"Hey `Arry bloke, you Pommy Cult! How are you farkin goin mate, flat out like a farkin lizard drinking or what, ye cult? Are ye geddin enough mate are ye? Hey, are ye? Farkin looks like you are. Lacky farkin barsted. Get this farkin tinnie India ya cult! Look at that farkin Sheila, mate, what? Talk about two puppys under the blanket! `Strewth mate, I`ve gorn all stiff"

Mind you, that was the Padre, after church parade

Mrs Aitch was the picture of "Genteel Refainment" as she smiled, demurely at the Padre. Out of the corner of her mouth, she whispered" Tell the w4nker to fark off `arry, `e`s starting to get on me tits"
Aye,

Great story!:D I'm from Detroit. Bring me up to speed. What's a "cult"? A "pommy"? "Get this farkin tinnie India ya cult!" No idea what that whole sentence meant.

In England is it "ass" or "arse"? Over here, w*anker ain't even a cuss word. What does "strewth" mean?

I realize you guys speak the Kings English but now I understand why we had to change it a tad.

[Wholley]

Kevin,
That ain't no"Kings English"Thats the meanderings of a drunk Bootneck adrift in Australia where by all accounts(well his anyway)He is having altogether too much fun
Go Bo-Sox.
Now I know thats something you'll understand.
Wholley.

[KevinTheBold]

Kevin,
That ain't no"Kings English"Thats the meanderings of a drunk Bootneck adrift in Australia where by all accounts(well his anyway)He is having altogether too much fun
Go Bo-Sox.
Now I know thats something you'll understand.
Wholley.

Yep, got that. Figured out a tinny is a beer. Rest is still a mystery.

[Chappy]

I think this is a problem more than ever at the moment.

[hc00]

Great story!:D I'm from Detroit. Bring me up to speed. What's a "cult"? A "pommy"? "Get this farkin tinnie India ya cult!" No idea what that whole sentence meant.

In England is it "ass" or "arse"? Over here, w*anker ain't even a cuss word. What does "strewth" mean?

I realize you guys speak the Kings English but now I understand why we had to change it a tad.

This is what they mean

Cult = different way of saying a swear word which means womans reproductive organs.

Pommy = australian derogatory name for homosexuals.

"Get this farkin tinnie India ya cult!" = No bleeding idea

Its arse in england

Strewth is a general phrase used when things arent to your liking.


Anything I missed/got wrong?

[Wee Willy Winkie]

i thought pommy was a name the aussies used for British folk??? w.w.w

[Wholley]

Jeez,Talk about resurrection.
"Pom"Is anything English.
'Pommie Barsteward"is any Englishman.
"Whinging Pom"Is any Englishman on vacation in OZ.
"Australian"Is anyone convicted of a crime in another Country

[hc00]

Jeez,Talk about resurrection.
"Pom"Is anything English.
'Pommie Barsteward"is any Englishman.
"Whinging Pom"Is any Englishman on vacation in OZ.
"Australian"Is anyone convicted of a crime in another Country

The only time I have ever heard pommie used was in conjunction with poofta, so I thought the two words meant the same lol