f**k you teacher

[flighty]

Flighty has the right answer. Nobody in her class would ever speak to her in that manner.Sneaky

They would not dare!!!

And thank you, Monsieur Sneaky, for yet again jumping to my defence!

I might sound a bit 'slack' on this here forum, but by Christ I am a professional when it comes down to my job!

I expect full stops, correct spellings and to be addressed properly in class!

And by fark (no pun intended) I teach the worst scumbags in the country!

Inner city Madchester kids rock if you sort the b*ggers out!

And none of them have let me down with their exam reults this year.

However, when one is threatened with violence on a daily basis by white British parents and grandparents one starts to really wonder why one bothers.

Jayne x

[flighty]

Ankles. Bath. Slash.

Night all.

Jayne x

[werner]

if you think thats bads the teachers language in my school is just as apauling as the pupils, the teachers kick chairs anf everythin when they cnt control the class or feeling depressed

wern

[flighty]

I know your school, Werney honey (if that's who you really are) and I don't blame your teachers for being depressed!

It's the bloody pits!

However, in all the years (20-odd) I have been going into Burnage High I can honestly say I have never yet seen or heard anything other than total professional behaviour from the staff there.

Ian Hope is an old colleague of mine. Seek him out next week and tell him Jayne says 'Happy new term!'

Jayne x

[goreD.]

Good grief.

[Artist]

One Boarding School I was sent to (Pop was in the RAF so it didnt cost him to much) all the teachers were Monks and Priests. A nastier bunch of buggers you wouldnt want to meet. Iffen you said the "F" word within earshot of one of them Sadists your were in deep Doo Doo. The cane was admistered on a come one come all Basis. Thankfully I managed to get Expelled for making a bomb which blew out a ruck of windows and was soon back into a normal school.

But even then you behaved yourself or you got an appointment with Mr Howells the Headmaster and his "Black Malaca Cane" Disipline seems to have gone the way of everthing else these days. Down the Swannie!!!

Artist

[Peds]

"Expelled for making a bomb"

My Dad was in a boarding school after spending youth in 40s-50s around Malaysia - his Dad was also RAF.
In the chemlab he and friends successfully brewed a batch of some sort of touch sensitive explosive... painted it on the floor and the general area round teacher's desk, and of course the desk top. Teacher walks in, POP-POP-POP with each footstep, strides over to the front desk and bellows "Right!! WHO is responsible for this?!" Slams fists down on desktop - BANG!
Not an expulsion, but hefty reprisals with the cane for the lot of them...

[Chappy]

If you swear in class you should recieve a volley to the chops from a metre long board ruler followed by a peppering of writing chalk.

[sittingstress]

In my school any sort of bad behaviour was met with a damned good wigging. However, the term "Head Boy" was recognised as a command!!

Regards

ss

PS Please read my thread entitled Guins and why we love them!

[sneaky beaky]

Keep going, Flighty,
We'll get there in the end. That Shangri-la state where all kids are well behaved and respectful - not only to their elders but their peers!
Just don't give in to those little b******s
Sneaky

[flighty]

Sneaky, I have the bit well and truly between my teeth.

A bit of respect to elders and betters on here from some gobshites would not go amiss, either.

Jayne xxxxxx

PS Good golfing weather, innit?

[Artist]

Good Golfing weather!?!

Didnt know you played Golf.

As to the bomb incident it was a sort of hobby. I had this book given to me by me Pop which was full of interesting stuff like how to make gunpowder and suchlike. It was printed in 1934. Charcoal was nay probs just nicked that from the Art Classroom. The sulpher and saltpetre was obtained over a few weeks from the Science Classrooms.

Was the first of many that I made over the years. Last one took out all the Officers Married Quarters windows at this RAF camp called West Raynham, Norfolk. Which resulted in Pop getting the quickest Draft/Posting in RAF History to RAF Saint Mawgan, Cornwall. After that Him and me Mum would check me over before I was allowed out of the house. Just in case.

Artist

[sneaky beaky]

werner,
You are either taking the piss, or you are as badly educated, as you come across - from your last post.
I would take a listen to "flighty" and start to behave in the classroom. You might even benefit from it.!!
Sneaky

[flighty]

Good Golfing weather!?!

Didnt know you played Golf.

You fibber. You know very well what an afficionado I am.

Well, alright then. I once trailed round a course after a couple of of golfing mates, gave up after four or five holes and repaired to the club house to await their return and watch the footie. And imbibe a few large ones.

I was there quite some time.

Anyway, a brand new term starts tomorrow and I will be waiting for the first request for instatement of the 'three effs and you're out,' regime from any of my little darlings.

Not as long as I have breath in my body!

Jayne x

[markd]

If I had children at school and realised other children were swearing full stop, I'd move my kids to another school.

Call me old fashioned but theres nothing worse than children screaming profanities at other children

My maths teacher would throw anything he could get his hands on at anyone even holding their own conversation during his lesson