The Origin of Modern SF

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Am I missing something here?

Where should I start?

Teeth
Hair (on head)
Memory
Sex Drive
Youth
Pension Book
Solids
The Bowl (think about it! you'll get there in the end old un!)
The point of todays music

I think that'll do for now I would hate to send your addled old cerebrium into shut down!
Oh and stop throwing rocks at those kids and give them their ball back Victor!

[Devils_Advocate]

RM cant be too special, afterall they cant tell the difference between Gib and Spain for farks sake. Havent they a decent road map between them?

[Doc]

decent road map

that would have been a load of good seeings as it was a beach landing ie from the sea side of things

[Artist]

I would just like to point out that I am not now nor have ever been TA SAS. As in the Artist Rifles. My monicker is taken as it's what I do for a living nowadays. I Paint Pictures and stuff for money.

As Sneaky says the RM and the Paras are not SF. Even if the Mod say they are. SF forces when I joined up were just that SF. Little was known about them as they kept a very low profile. Then comes the Embassy Siege and the next thing you know SF is the dogs bollocks and every Tom, Dick and Harry you meet now seems to be a serving or ex member of the elite. Be it SAS, SBS or even the Salvation Army!

Artist

[davetherave]

I would just like to point out that I am not now nor have ever been TA SAS. As in the Artist Rifles. My monicker is taken as it's what I do for a living nowadays. I Paint Pictures and stuff for money.

As Sneaky says the RM and the Paras are not SF. Even if the Mod say they are. SF forces when I joined up were just that SF. Little was known about them as they kept a very low profile. Then comes the Embassy Siege and the next thing you know SF is the dogs bollocks and every Tom, Dick and Harry you meet now seems to be a serving or ex member of the elite. Be it SAS, SBS or even the Salvation Army!

Artist

I know, I have met all 120 ex SAS who informed me they were the first in the door of the Embassy

[Artist]

Was it a revolving door then?

I've met more ex SAS guys round where I live than Soft Mick. One who shall forever be engrained in my mind told me he was a Capt in the SAS. I went along with his fantasy as he was good for a few free wets.

Burst his bubble one New Years Eve/My Birthday party at our local Social Club. There he was wearing his SAS Blazer and Tie stood at the bar. I had dressed up as a bag of shit as there was a fancy dress competion going on as well (I Didnt win!!!! ). Anyway I looked him up and down and told him that he was odds on for first prize in the Fancy dress Competion!

Nasty? Well not really. He was a right Walter Mitty. After I had outed him in public he renouched his chairmanship of the Clubs Commitee and didnt go near the place for yonks. I knew he was an ex Leading Fireman with the Cheshire Fire Brigade from the word go but as I said he was generous with the Wets!

Artist

[GD]

I've seen it happen the other way round when Walter is after a few freebies.

Not from me pal

[King_duck]

I didnt know you had to pay for your services!! Sorry...the cheques in the post and due to your performance I'll even add a tip..

[GD]

About time too. Mind you when I think of it, I've had a few tips from other members too

[JWT]

Artist thanks for that bit of Knowledge:-

My monicker is taken as it's what I do for a living nowadays. I Paint Pictures and stuff for money.

Yers I finkin all this time twas somfink to do with the P**S , Oh well dees lurn somfin every day

JWT

[GD]

Artist thanks for that bit of Knowledge:-

My monicker is taken as it's what I do for a living nowadays. I Paint Pictures and stuff for money.

Yers I finkin all this time twas somfink to do with the P**S , Oh well dees lurn somfin every day

JWT

There is that too, but then again we're [nearly] all guilty of that