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Spooky
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by Spooky Thu 23 Jun, 2005 9:34 pm
if you have time to yawn your not working hard enough
SP
Chris911
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by Chris911 Thu 23 Jun, 2005 10:27 pm
Quite!
Artist
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by Artist Thu 23 Jun, 2005 10:33 pm
Is this Thread a farking Bite?!?
If it's Gen then may I suggest you find a big deep hole, climb in it, and then ask your CHUMS to bury you! Get a farking Life you stupid PRONG!
Artist
Chappy
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by Chappy Fri 24 Jun, 2005 3:06 am
Ive heard you cant yawn whilst doing a press up, can this be confirmed?
the_trainee
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by the_trainee Fri 24 Jun, 2005 11:49 am
i doubt press ups an yawning go well together due to making the motion that much harder
flighty
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by flighty Fri 24 Jun, 2005 11:58 am
Artist wrote: Is this Thread a farking Bite?!?
If it's Gen then may I suggest you find a big deep hole, climb in it, and then ask your CHUMS to bury you! Get a farking Life you stupid PRONG!
Artist
Oh, I say, Artist, that's not at all like you to beat around the bush.
Don't dress it up, mate, tell us what you
really think!
Jayne xx
Nocturnal
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by Nocturnal Sun 26 Jun, 2005 5:25 am
Don't ever yawn whilst having sex your sex life becomes non existant very quickly unless your welsh i heard sheep don't mind as much
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by Guest Sun 26 Jun, 2005 12:50 pm
Nocturnal...Dont be so mean
There are as many sheep in England then there is in wales.
themattmeister
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by themattmeister Sun 26 Jun, 2005 1:43 pm
Nocturnal...Dont be so mean
That may be the case, though the general population of England don't feel obliged to shagg them, unlike our Celtic cousins who seem to find them rather attractive.
harry hackedoff
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by harry hackedoff Sun 26 Jun, 2005 4:02 pm
Can goats do press-ups?
Naw, but they`re still harder than sheep
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by Guest Sun 26 Jun, 2005 4:49 pm
I'm guessing you all heard the joke about the sheep tied to a lamp post.
Doc
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by Doc Sun 26 Jun, 2005 6:33 pm
Stinky, me being Welsh I havent heard many jokes about sheep so do go on......
flighty
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by flighty Sun 26 Jun, 2005 7:45 pm
I happen to be an 'equal opps' exponent.
If sheep are your thing, then who the **** are we to comment.
As a fart and heading off to my bed...... you will be surprised to hear.
No sugar, thanks.
Jayne xx
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themattmeister
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by themattmeister Sun 26 Jun, 2005 8:09 pm
Stinky, me being Welsh I havent heard many jokes about sheep so do go on......
The answer's "a leisure centre."
Stinky, I can't believe you would put the forum in such disrepute with your innapropriate jokes, shame on you. The love between a sheep and a welshman is not a matter to be scoffed at.
