A short “Hello”

[Doc]

Tangent?? TANGENT????

So anyway, what do we all think about the theory that the gulf stream is shifting and soon Europes climate wont be too dissimilar to that of Alaska??

oops..........


and isnt Alaska Russian??? (that will wind our cousins from the USofA up )

[Clockwise]

How long till your Birthday, guys?

The U.S. Army birthday is June 14th (as in TODAY!)

The United States Marine Corps Birthday is November 10th

As I am service bipolar, I get to celebrate both!

[Whitey]

Clock, Reb and Tang. Good to see you. I'm done at SFTT, sort of expect to be banned just about any minute. Tired of PSYOP allowing that retard Larry to run amuck with no consequences.

Secondly Hack passed away and since that site is pretty stale. Third the forum is over run with liberal idiots who are so far left they are more in line with Stalin than Washington.

Just sort of done gents. I started out here a few moons back, the people here are mostly all former or serving servicemen who don't suck dick, don't entertain bullshit and don't tollerate Walters/posers in their ranks.

Now I loved Hack, still do and will miss the Col. and I'll never forget him, but the forum there forgot him in all of 2 threads over 2 days. They just wanted to continue bitching about a war none of them got to fight, and over a country they'd sell for a joint, a drink and a scabies infested whore.

Anyway mind your manners here, feel it out. The guys with lots of posts, well respect them, the guys without many, well use common sense.

Harry, Wholley, Frank and Sticky are some of the BTDT old school. Artist is as well and is a mix between Hannible Lecter and Shrek he's basically an artistic psychopath, and I love him.

You'll get to know them as you go. There is a subscription forum, I'd recommend that one. I'm there as well as many others, real nice change.

But whatever. Reb hope my PM wasn't too harsh, just how I think of how things have become over thar.

Anyway glad to see you here, there is more to this place than you think. Best thing about here is the common sense, the realistic opinions and you can laugh at a poofter/queer and not get binned. If you subscribe you can even call an idiot a dumbass and if it is true the mods will laugh along with you

If you notice Larry showed up, I'll let Bert and Stix know, let him be Larry, he won't last long here.

[harry hackedoff]

former or serving servicemen who don't suck dick,

You haven`t met the Doc yet

Artist is as well and is a mix between Hannible Lecter and Shrek he's basically an artistic psychopath

`Kin spot on mate, and that`s on his good days

Did you mean bi polar or bi sexual Happy Birthday mate, all the same. How old are you today?Which is the older Service? I think it`s those misguided children but what the fug do I know
Here`s something to make you girls feel at home, feel free to tell us a few British jokes,btw
You might be a redneck if...

Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.

You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.

You have a relative living in your garage.

Your neighbor has never asked to borrow a quart of beer.

There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.

You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the toilet.

None of the tires on your van are the same size.

You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.

Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.

Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.

Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.

Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.

You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.

Starting your car involves popping the hood.

Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.

You whistle at women in church.

You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.

You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.

If you've ever fixed a broken coil primary wire on a car with a safety pin off your date's bra strap, and didn't think the date was unusual.

If you've got a matching set of salad bowls that all say "cool whip" on them.

If you take the Christmas lights on the front porch down in November, and only long enough to get them working again.

You've ever used duct tape to repair dental work.

You've unstopped a sink with a shotgun.

Your will states your wife can't touch your money 'till she's fourteen.

You have to pass through a metal detector to get to a family reunion.

Your coffee table is also a cooler!

Your mailing address includes the word "holler".

The first time you ever saw your wife in lingerie, you had to pay a cover charge.

You've sold a car to settle a bar tab.

The best sofa you ever had came out of a Chevrolet.

You've ever used your bathtub as a punch bowl.

If you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.

If you have ever used a barstool as a walker

[Whitey]

Well Harry speaking for myself here, those would be funny jokes if they weren't so true.

Especially the cover charge one

[JohnnyReb]

Reb hope my PM wasn't too harsh, just how I think of how things have become over thar.

Not at all, actually thought I was reading my own words in a lot of it.

And Harry:

The best sofa you ever had came out of a Chevrolet.

1977 full size Jeep Cherokee back seat. Not big enough to be a couch, but perfect for a loveseat, and oh, the love it did see.....

[harry hackedoff]

Hey Reb, it ain`t a real love seat unless it cracks when you sit on it
did I just say that

[JohnnyReb]

Got rid of the cracking with the ever-popular naugahyde. Is that how it's spelled? Cleans right up with a little Copenhagen spit.

[harry hackedoff]

Is that the same as Dutch Floor Polish
You guys have only been here a few days and see how much you`ve lowered the tone
Well done, that`s the spirit

[JohnnyReb]

Is that the same as Dutch Floor Polish

Only if it's her Copenhagen spit.

[GD]

Nice to see a couple of 'Mericans in - even if they are booties. Clockwise you have one saving grace - you converted to armour.

I'm ex-Irish armoured cavalry (in your language that is). To this lot in here I'm just a posh git who was in a tank

Good to meet you.

[Doc]

former or serving servicemen who don't suck dick,

You haven`t met the Doc yet

you can standby an' all!!!

last time Im giving you a chew under false promises of free conscription to the subs forum



Ive still got facial flashburns from the usb port!

[GD]

Ive still got facial flashburns from the usb port!

Sounds like bad obturation to me

[harry hackedoff]

Obturate Sounds a bit like mast er sorry I`ll fill meself in, in the morning for that

Doc, check out Tang`s topic ref which websites you frequent
Love you like a genital wart, btw, mwa mwa, is that your soap mate ooops