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[JohnnyReb]

rubbing up the brasses.

Jayne x

In redneck language that means "Git them panties down!!!"

[harry hackedoff]

Jayne, "brasses" is London underworld slang for prostitutes.
Can I still get on yer tits though mate

Are you known by any other names harry on another forum

Tang, you`re jerking me, right I don`t have time to play on any other forums the amount of shit I have to get through on here
Apart from www.Gaybuilder.com.au where I`m known as the Bricky with the Thicky, www.Prisonbitch.co.uk where Doc is the Hairy Fairy and I`m Showermonster and a site for former porn stars called Flacid n placid where El Prez usesLimp Boy and I`m Empty Sac. I used to frequent Leatherneck and chew the fat with them jarheads before their Nomad shipped out to Marine Camp Heaven`s Gate where I used harry hackedoff but I haven`t re-regd since they improved the site. (RIP Nomad,Semper Fidelis )
Enjoy yerself on here mate,like a fly round shit our own monkey will no doubt be giving you a hoy

[GD]

Kerrist on a crutch. I go out for a day and what do you lot do - you not only let in furriners but you've let in furrin monkeys

Only joking guys

[Doc]

Gentlemen I invite you to click

http://aolsearch.aol.co.uk/image?query= ... =1&last=12

[Doc]

Ive even discovered his favourite calender

[GD]

Poor Harry.

Extra line for the janker-wallah.

[flighty]

Ooooer......

Harry, how is a poor woolly back like meself supposed to be au fait with London underworld slang? Now, Madchester underworld slang is a different matter altogether. My pupils keep me well abreast (sic) of current linguistic trends. Substitute 'brasses' for 'taaaaarts' and I would have known better than to startle you gentlemen into believing I might be engaging in salacious activities with southern ladies of the night.

Forgive my worldly unwisedness. I have led a very sheltered life.

Jayne x

PS. Doc..... where can I get my hands on a copy of the mag?

[Doc]

Ask Harry Jayne, when I emailed the publishers I was informed by reply that the whole batch had been bought by a former RM naturist from Western Australia!!!

[flighty]

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Jeb I'm disappointed in you!
How could you say such a such about Flighty, I'm actually shocked that you are familiar with such terminology!
Right then:

1. Wash your mouth out with carbolic
2. 16 Hail Mary's
3. Flagulate yourself with a soggy piece of celery for a whole minute
4. Say sorry to Aunty Jayne
5. Edit the word "Whore" to read "working girl"

If sir, you refuse to comply I'll be forced to take off my white leather gauntlet and smack thee in the gub!
Choose thy weapon
I've already got mine thanks!

[flighty]

Bless you, H_N.

See .... what you read is not all what you get.

Cheers, mate xxxx

[Chappy]

'Diewithyourbootson'

http://www.sftt.us/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=4245

[flighty]

Hmmmmm. So 'board whore' wasn't your own creation , then, Jeb. Thought it was rather too eloquent a phrase for you. Your apology .... when it arrives.... will be graciously accepted.

Jayne.

[harry hackedoff]

Do what? I can tell a diamond geezer from a dodgy geezer at two farsand yards son, call me a bleedin woolie back again darlin I`ll do you up a tweat

Doc, yer aol link don`t work, quel surprise
Did you like Hairey Fairy and the Showermonster, btw?
Prisonbitch sounds just up your street matey, ooh, is that mieee thoap, clumsy meee