Flying Aptitude Tests

[day tripper]

I am applying to be an observer. Where can I practise flying aptitude tests?

[Hostage_Negotiator]

I would have thought that with a username like that you could book your own flights!

[Doc]

I am applying to be an observer. Where can I practise flying aptitude tests?

Go into your dining room and
1)pull out a chair from table
2) Lie on said chair in a horizontal position with legs and arms dangling from each end
3) straighten the body and put arms out to sides
4) look up and make a noise with mouth like "quwoshhhh, ynarrrrrrrrrrrrrr! cha cha cha cha!!!!! Kaboom!!!!!!!"
5) rock gentle from side to side, then aggressively, then gently.
6) Shout "bogey on my six I cant shack him!" and/or "Maverick calling the ball!"

To simulate aircraft carriers place chair in bath and repeat above routine.

Hope it helps

[Hostage_Negotiator]

To simulate aircraft carriers place chair in bath and repeat above routine.

Always ensure both taps are in the fully on position ! Failure to comply may result in serious injury or death!

[day tripper]