There was a Wren Driver who used to make a beeline for any young looking Nod she took a fancy to. Built like a bricksh*t house so she was.
"Big Bad Brenda from Brum" she had a heart of gold and was known to sub a Skint Nod a couple of quid as long as she got it back next payday.
Once on Woodbury Commen she faced down a Sgt PW who was giving these Nods a bit of a hard time over their turnout. Twas as funny as Fark watching this Hard Hitting, hard fighting man of action getting it in the neck from Brenda.
"Youm stop giving them an ard time youm big bully". Brenda got a bollocking about that incident but it stuck with the Sgt for years afterwards. It aint all beasting and perjury in training you know.
In the latter stages of training me and another Nod decided to get revenge on this particular PW Cpl who was detested by both the Troop and the training team.
The training team had an Elsan set up about twenty feet from the 12 by 12 they were using as Accom during one exercise on Dartmoor. We waited until Cpl ****** came over to use it and shoved a Thunderflash into it via the hole in the back of the Elsan and then legged it away.
BOOM!
Got him a cracker! Sh*t all over his fizzog. Thing was our Troop Sgt had pinged us and not surprisingly we were worried sick about being done. As it was it was only at the Troop PU at the end of training that he mentioned it. "Bloody good effort!" was his comment. As to the Cpl, well at the same PU another Trg Team Cpl beat the living crap out of the Git.
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