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Post by bootneck »

Glasgow, do any of the posts brighten your road? does it put your mind at rest or are you having nightmares about joining the Navy? Pray tell us, has your ring tightened right up in anticipation of joining said force?
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Interests: Shooting things, killing things, hurting things etc
But I gurantee you, one ride on me and you will be screaming bloody murder.
OK, I'm afraid now......but not scared :fist:
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Noz, you should be very scared oooooooooooooo, yes, ok i can understand why your not :wink:
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Has it all gone quiet?

Has Powder monkey abandoned us?

Or has his self professed "stud missile" gone off :o :lol:
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Noz, i think he`s probably clubbed himself with his weapon of mass disatisfaction :lol:
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Serves him right for playing with oversize dildos. :o

Has gone quiet though, I wonder if they asked him to get the last apple from the bottom of the barrel? :lol:
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Noz wrote:Serves him right for playing with oversize dildos. :o

Has gone quiet though, I wonder if they asked him to get the last apple from the bottom of the barrel? :lol:
I like it mate....not the thought of getting the last apple.....your quote lol
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wow look what i started :) interesting
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Noz wrote:Has it all gone quiet?

Has Powder monkey abandoned us?

Or has his self professed "stud missile" gone off :o :lol:

For some strange F**king reason, the closer to my joining the navy the more mature I have become. Talking about innuendo an stuff with some faceless people on an obscure internet message board just dosen't give me a kick anymore.

I just wanna say to all you online personalitys out there im sorry for acting like a twat.
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hey don't worry about it mate, even the best of us are twats at some point in out life :o
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Post by HamiltonBA »

Muhahaha the navy matures you loads :)

As for this gay issue ummmm there are very few gays down here at raleigh and the ones who are gay dont get any shit ... None of the gays down here have tried to come onto me... but then im not gay so i really couldnt tell you but dont worry theres loads of guys down here always going out on the pull for women so you should be fine.
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There’s a difference between being mature and being stuck up and thinking your better than everyone else.

In my experience people who to claim to be mature are quite immature and very boring.
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This thread made me laugh. It's too stupid a question to be offended by it...
I've met countless Navy guys, my Dad was in the Navy for 21 years, my best mate was married to a MEM matelot, and I can honestly say not one of the men I've talked to was gay. Quite a few alcoholics, and one memorable alcoholic wife-beater, but certainly no gays.
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LOL!

Quality thread.

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Post by harry »

its all Village People's fault (only one of them was actually gay i believe)


i think they would let you know if they were bum monkeys by dropping you subtle hints in navy terms..

example: i think its time HMS PinkShaft docked with Port BrownVille
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