The Retreat

[Beast]

Have you been a sensible member since day one? (Translated as non-nobber)
If so answers on a postcode to this thread with your registered username and plead.
And you will be vetted out by our one and only Doc El Prez or is it Harry Hackedoff.
Please give us time to review cases.

[El Prez]

I'll be using rubber gloves and a frozen speculum, HH relies on his BBQ tools, and lashings of bribes.

[joethejudge]

My name is "joethejudge"
I have been a very sensible member from day one
And I have never lived in England

[Frank S.]

Can't speak for how sensible my postings have been (recent unwarranted use of profanity weighs against that), but yeah I'm pleading. And Prez, be gentle with the speculum: I clench when it's cold!

Frank S.

[rabby]

The first sthing I tried was to shout OPEN SESAMAY!! at the screen however that didn't seem to work.
As it still said I needed special access, and my dear mother says I'm special, all I need now is the access.

[mercury]

My username is "mercury"

I try to be sensible but nurse keeps taking my crayons away

The won't let me in the Roundtable , Freemasons or anywhere near the local girls school.

The secret password is "26" rabby

[davo141]

Well...y.

i dont get this post so erm...i'll go along with it

i am/where/will be (delete as needed) a sensible member and try to uphold the decency of this site via punctuation, spelling and attitude to a decent and hopefully acceptable way...if not please feel free to tan my hide and flog it...

Thanks, a new sensible, mature and respectful David H. Richardson

(PS..whats this thread about...answers in a PM to meeee!)

[Aldo]

I consider myself sensible, well as long as I don't run out of those special pills. Anyway I, Aldo, here by pledge my alligence to the great and honourable beast along with his compatriots el prez, sticky blue, contractor, and all those who I'm too tired to remember right now and respectfuly request my approval to be granted access to the retreat.

PS what's the retreat?

[Jon]

Im Jon (took me a while to come up with that one)

Apart from my habit of attacking the computor moniter and flinging my mouse accross the room, I reckon im sensible. Afterall I do wear my seatbelt when driving, even when I am drunk. Please give me special consideration as I am too poor to bribe you all. I hope you agree that my punctuation is good"

[Bovie]

I'm bovie, im a good boy and i passed my final entrance exam so im extra special!

[El Prez]

Slight techy hitch everybody. If everybody was admitted, it would not be a retreat.
Retreat, a place of sanctuary, calm and common dog.

Watch and Shoot.

[davo141]

is this part of the proposesd improvement to MF?

i geuss the best way if it is would be if the mods and bods picked people they thought where up to standard of the retreat..spelling, grammar and quality of post wise? this could be done randomly any anytime as the problem with this post proves that everyone will say they deserve to be in?

maybe something to do with the rounds or posts received?

cheers, davo

even places where they post?

arguably takes alot of time but all for the better no?

[Aldo]

That's a heck of a lot of work for the mods to do though.

Prez, when do we find out if we're in? (ooh I'm getting all excited )

[Guest]

Aldo

When the postman knocks on your door, and says 'sign the receipt special delivery' instead of giving you a letter he bangs a mallet on your head and says 'now you're in the Retreat'...........you know that way you have been accepted.

There appears to be a problem with 'Boro people being accepted the problem could be, is your passport a green or red one?