Hello

[THE HAPPY WANDERER]

El Prez,
Cheers mate,theres nowt like Royal for doing his oppo a good turn!!


The Happy Wanderer

[Artist]

Happy Wanderer

Thats what oppos a for. To stitch you up without warning ain't it?

Aye Artist

[Chesty348]

Sorry guys but I will be out of reach this weekend as off sailing. I am feeling the need to get this kit off and soak up some sunshine..... Trouble is, I need a volunteer for the sun-cream.

I need a good, strong, firm pair of hands (amongst other things!) to come rub me up..... Er... I meant - rub me down.

:lilangel:

[harry hackedoff]

And yer bum-crack
Er, l meant Chesty, not Loz. Obviously

[harry hackedoff]

That`s funny

[El Prez]

Loz, that's not her top lip, that's her eyebrows! Off you go to Specsavers like a good girl.

[Chesty348]

OUCH!!!!

Sounds mighty painful. Sticky..... there are other ways to get a smooth finish ........

If its any help...... I can show you

:lilangel:


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[harry hackedoff]

Chesty, wadya think of chocalate body paint
To improve it`s flavour, some people mix KY with Ribena, apparently
Rob used Fiery Jack by mistake, once.
But we don`t want to go there
He`s a gynaecologist you know, so you can trust him
Aye,
PS Thanks for the goatskin thong you sent me, smells a bit.
Or is that you

[crusader]

I'm not a gynaecologist, but I'll have a fu<kin' good look at it!

[El Prez]

I knew there was something wrong. I forgot to update everybody about the new equipment etc. More soon!
Mangle is due for early release at the end of July, appointments are backing up.

[Chesty348]

Hey Harry The goatskin thongs, have baffled me? Never could tell about that distinct smell

Did I hear someone say they would take a good look?........ A gynaecologist perhaps?

It's better to remain silent and thought a fool

[El Prez]

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Have a swan around this topic Chesty. As you can see I'm up to my nuts in guts, but keen to add to my repertoire. Sadly I only work on the female form. Mangle, will however, weld anything!

[Beast]

Sounds mighty painful. Sticky..... there are other ways to get a smooth finish ........

In my case it's called a black and decker sander.