Osteoporosis and marines

Strathclyde · Post by **Strathclyde** » Tue 12 Jun, 2007 7:04 pm

I've just been told that i have Osteoporosis. Would this stop me joining the marines?

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Tue 12 Jun, 2007 9:31 pm

Strathclyde · Post by **Strathclyde** » Tue 12 Jun, 2007 10:09 pm

devasted

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Wed 13 Jun, 2007 5:06 am

Strathclyde wrote: devasted

You will be when Artist finds out you`ve nicked his lipstick

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Wed 13 Jun, 2007 12:19 pm

Just noticed me lipstick being used by someone else.

Artist

Shoulderholster · Post by **Shoulderholster** » Wed 13 Jun, 2007 4:37 pm

You'll get cold sores you two !!.
Int that right Doc?.

SH

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 13 Jun, 2007 4:48 pm

Get more than cold sores from a shiny rod with a red end!

.....and he's only got one eye!

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Wed 13 Jun, 2007 4:56 pm

IT"S IN THE FECKING HOUSE!!! WHIZZZZZ! BANG!!!

Two seconds later I've got a 6 foot 2 Commando trained ex RN Medic sat on me knee all of a Quiver!!!!

Sit back in yer chair Doc, I'll plug yer in!!!

Artist

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Wed 13 Jun, 2007 5:07 pm

You`re lucky he never tried to give you one, mate

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 13 Jun, 2007 5:35 pm

I did.................

Barsteward never writes.................... :drinking:

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Wed 13 Jun, 2007 6:17 pm

Doc wrote:I did.................

Barsteward never writes....................

Only because you canna read yer sheep shagging perve!!!

Artist

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Wed 13 Jun, 2007 6:34 pm

Here yer go Shadders.

Or if your feeling kinky:

Enjoy them Oppo. They can't write mind!

Artist

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