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I've lost 20 pounds in 2 weeks, this is amazin!

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Now I'm feeling myself like in a new body. Do you know what I used?

Well I'd tell our "friend" here to fark off, but then it's just a bot...
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Was that 20 lbs in weight or £20.00 in cash on all those drugs
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What's going on with all these random advertising posts popping up? Has someone suddenly devised some sort of spam bot or something?!
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Quickest way to lose 20 lbs of ugly fat: Cut yer 'ead off!

I wake up every day feeling like a 17 year-old. I never get one, I just feel like one!
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Christ i wish it was as simple as taking a flamin tablet. Ive just started doing phys again after all the mishaps of the past year and its killing me. Sad thing is ive got friends who are taking tablets and they are kidding themselves that they are losing weight. Whereas all they are doing is trying to outdo each other by saying they have lost a pound more than there friends. Stuff it i'd rather be cuddly :D
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My mate lost 30 pounds in one day. The horse he backed fell over at the first hurdle.

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Artist wrote:My mate lost 30 pounds in one day. The horse he backed fell over at the first hurdle.

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ahahehehhehe :oops:
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maybe you should try eating lol :lol:
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amphetamine sulphate works - but it costs more than that, you kind of get used to it (with ref to previous point) and it makes you psychotic in the long run and froth at the mouth and talk s**t in the short term, and it's illegal. I'll be sticking to the phys :wink:
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If you really need to lose weight then take some silver nitrate with your cup of tea in the morning. Six hours later you will be praying for a normal dose of the shits as by then even your lower bowel will have dropped into the pan!

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