The Tibetan Nose Flute

[Artist]

It's a wonderful instrument you know. The hours of total fun you can have with one just beggars believe.

One of my mates bought one last week. Unfortunately he somehow managed to get it well and truely rammed up his Hooter the first time he tried it out. It's got a lot to do with your breathing technique. One deep breath out of sync and the bloody thing tends to go up you shonk like a heat seeking Hamster thats just seen Freddie Starr approaching it's vicinity.

I myself have just recently purchased a Triangle. The trouble is I keep losing the ickle plastic thing a ma jig that you hold whilst playing it. So instead of a melodious DING! you get more of a DUNG! Which as you can well imagine tends to grate on your nerves. I purchased this wonderful instrument to prove to people that I was in the Royal Marines as it gets so very annoying to be asked what intrument did I play whilst serving in the Corp............................Dozy Kin Civvies!!!!

Artist

[North Sea Tigress]

I was well impressed with your rendition of hearts of oak on the triangle Steve, I can see why it took you 18 odd years to perfect it. Sticky had better watch out, you will be stealing his gigs!

Magz

[Sonne]

Artist,

Try using a bit of string to replace the plastic, should solve your resonance issue

Sonne

[anglo-saxon]

What happens if the player of said nose flute has a heavy cold? Doesn't bear thinking about!