Anyone fancy a game of uckers

OMSSMretd · Post by **OMSSMretd** » Tue 16 May, 2006 6:54 pm

Sorry had to post something in here, its in danger of going into mothballs.
Well Im here doing the dogs wth no hope of a relief, waiting for the next illiterate shop mgr to ring up and tell me his till is "broken" to which I respond "have you turned it off and on " and he goes "oh yeh now its fixed". And so I wait for the next call. But at least Ive not got the middle
Hey diddle, diddle
you've got the middle.

JoJo82 · Post by **JoJo82** » Thu 18 May, 2006 9:34 pm

Swap ya, I have the first!

Really i want last dog, all night in!!

OMSSMretd · Post by **OMSSMretd** » Fri 19 May, 2006 9:36 am

Not when your Vindaloo

One in two, One in two
Vindaloo , la la.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 19 May, 2006 9:39 am

You Matelots

tut

Jungle Rules Uckers it is then

JoJo82 · Post by **JoJo82** » Fri 19 May, 2006 9:43 pm

Right, your making the wets...................d@mn, SHIP ROLL! Uckers tipped over and only my ones stayed on!

I WIN!

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Sat 20 May, 2006 2:21 pm

Come here then and I`ll teach you what a suck-back really is

And don`t mention mixi blobs

flo · Post by **flo** » Sat 20 May, 2006 2:39 pm

Yeah but is it a suck back blow back

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Sat 20 May, 2006 3:41 pm

Only if it`s a bendy suck back and you don`t spit

By the way young lady, a word about your timekeeping.....
Isn`t "two months four weeks" really just anather way of saying three months?

Woddyamean yer late? Well ow flippin late are you then

One month three weeks and twent five days

Suck back ten

JoJo82 · Post by **JoJo82** » Sat 20 May, 2006 9:39 pm

Come over here harry and I'll teach you how 1ZA is REALLY supposed to be

Meet me round the back of the lockers in 3ZA mess and it will all become very clear!

Noz · Post by **Noz** » Thu 01 Jun, 2006 8:10 pm

Bloody fish'eads. All sucking and blowing and no action.

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Sat 03 Jun, 2006 9:50 am

WE were looking to develop an online version f@#k that 4 people could play but it just got so kin expensive!

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