Introduction

[Wholley]

Heyup,Del, who's this Al Fresco guy you enjoy eating, sounds dodgy to me.

And does his wife know what your up to

[doug]

Heyup,Del, who's this Al Fresco guy you enjoy eating, sounds dodgy to me.

Now matey,where do i know you from,your mame is known to me.Its from another military forum.I will remember in due time.No mate i am not the dodgy one,let it be known no one is "eating "me now or at any other time,do you roger that.



And does his wife know what your up to

[harry hackedoff]

Have you taken your meds today dougall

Can`t make you out dougall
Either you are a window licker par excellance with mental health issues, or you really are seriously farqued in the head, I can`t decide which.
Have you ever tried actually reading what someone has posted before you reply?

[harry hackedoff]

I love it when a thread is so hi-jacked that it becomes lost in the void.
So, to answer Flo`s point about how hard my life is, here`s me and the lad at our crazy golf brekkers this morning.
He`s shite at drill, but
You don`t think he`ll end up in the Andrew, do you
Kin hope not



PRESENT ARMS



He made a right Horlicks of "Rest On Your Arms, Reversed" and I daren`t show you that phot

[doug]

Have you taken your meds today dougall "NO BOSS" not on any boss.
"the name is "DOUG"

Can`t make you out dougall
Either you are a window licker par excellance with mental health issues, or you really are seriously farqued in the head, I can`t decide which.
Have you ever tried actually reading what someone has posted before you reply?

I have no mental health problems either boss.
yes read them all,bad and the good.
Enjoy your day with your son on the golf,he may beat you

[owdun]

Who is this twat.???? I was talking to Del, so butt out, and I only roger women.



Owdun.

[Delboy]

Heyup,Del, who's this Al Fresco guy you enjoy eating, sounds dodgy to me.

On safe ground here Frank. Al is short for Alice ,as in slack. It's her brother Julio Doubleglazias that worries me.

As for Dougal. What a Tosspot.

Del

[Sonne]

Who is this twat.???? I was talking to Del, so butt out, and I only roger women.



Owdun.

To be fair Owdun you were talking in his intro thread...

Sonne

[flo]

Bloody hell H youve lost weight, wheres your love handles gone mate

[doug]

Who is this twat.???? I was talking to Del, so butt out, and I only roger women.
Ok mate calm down,yea i will butt out,my error.sorry.


Owdun.

To be fair Owdun you were talking in his intro thread...

Sonne

[doug]

Heyup,Del, who's this Al Fresco guy you enjoy eating, sounds dodgy to me.

On safe ground here Frank. Al is short for Alice ,as in slack. It's her brother Julio Doubleglazias that worries me.

As for Dougal. What a Tosspot.

Del

The name is Doug ! ok del.

[La Langosta]

Doug,
I don't often climb out of my hole to say something to numptys like you.
However......
First of all, Welcome and secondly,

why don't you just go away and return to the inbred fold that you were spawned from? I'm sure they are missing their top banjo player

And as for you Sonne,
Why don;t you learn to chill out a bit and stop acting like a school prefect???
Last time I looked you were not a Moderator, and the last few posts I've read of yours are all you telling people what and where they should be posting.

[doug]

Doug,
I don't often climb out of my hole to say something to numptys like you.
However......
First of all, Welcome and secondly,

why don't you just go away and return to the inbred fold that you were spawned from? I'm sure they are missing their top banjo player ok yea thats no problem,banjo is bust

And as for you Sonne,
Why don;t you learn to chill out a bit and stop acting like a school prefect???
Last time I looked you were not a Moderator, and the last few posts I've read of yours are all you telling people what and where they should be posting.

[Artist]

We had a nice Chinky Nosh Saturday night. Fifteen Quid all in.

Took hours to clean the WC the next morning mind. At one point I thought I was shitting reconstituted Super Glue. Used nearly an entire roll of toilet roll before I felt safe enough to pull the chain, wash me hands and vacate the room.

Artist

[harry hackedoff]

Someone`s got the painters in, then
Nice of you to notice I`ve shed a few pounds Fi
I took me head for a dump

I was talking to that Count Alucard the other day. E`em a noice bloke innee
Trey bon phhhnnnawww