Bites/Easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[JoJo82]

Ok, every one serving within the RN/RM would of been pinged with these.

The famous ones of all;

'Go to the SC and ask for a long stand/glass hammer'

Esp. when your the new flesh onboard!

What are the bites/easys you have played or been played with?

I was asked to pipe 'Duty WEPO to the exorset mag'

Lucky I swtiched on and realised my ship doesn't have exorset!

[flo]

i was asked to help out the divers with perosoty testing!!!!! I had to put on a dry bag which they were going to fill with air to see if there was any leaks Unfortunately for me a large part of ships company were doing drill practise while this procedure was being undertaken and i was in full view. The toe rags only attached me and the other 'duty bods' to the cold water tap, instead of an air hose................BARSTEWARDS mind you at least i have a sense of humour and couldnt move for laughing, and the fact that i looked like a coloured (PC) mister blobby Unfortunately for those doing drill the Chief wren Reg didnt have a sense of humour and while they did their utmost to stop themselves from wetting themselves laughing she was dishing out extra's.

[harry hackedoff]

CAPTION COMP WITH NO PRIZE OFF STICKY
JUST MY ADMIRATION FOR THE WINNER
OI, YOU, MISS BLOBBY


Have you farted in that dry bag
Doc`ll get a bazzy on if he finds out you`ve been mucking about with his Gimp Suit
No Fiona, that`s not the Pusser`s way to use a Condom

Over to you