Am I The Only One?

[JoJo82]

looks a right turd burglar!!!

Feck me, look at that arse!

OMG.............think I'm taking an early lunch

Could sink your teeth right into those peachs!

[Doc]

JoJo I have to ask, is it possible you could put some of them links in your profile as oppossed to your sig? It takes me 20 minutes to scroll past your posts

Cheers my Dear

Doc

[harry hackedoff]

OI YOU Marina
Has your mam let you out again

Isnt

La Camisa Negra'

Spanish for Black Knickers

Thought so, when d`ya want yours back then?

Nice to see you still alive mate, mwa mwa

[Marina]

I missed you too
Yes Mum let my out of purdah for the spring !

La Camisa Negra means 'the black shirt' but it has a double meaning according to Juanes but when I googled it, the websites were in spanish !

P.S
now I know Fabio plays for Juventus, he doesn't look that pretty on the football pitch.

[harry hackedoff]

Camisa is shirt, you`re right

And Fabio deffo plays for the other side

Ask HN, he seems to know an awfulllot of wide-receivers

[harry hackedoff]

By the way, is it too soon to start slagging Celine Dion yet?
Or should we carry on ripping into Blunty for a while longer?
Only arseked

[OMSSMretd]

Hang on a minute this guy was ex army surely we as ex-service people should give him our full support?














Nah, thought not, farking Officers .

[harry hackedoff]

No probs with horrifices mate. We`ve got a few still lurking and that is a good thing

It`s W4nkers who can`t sing we don`t like

[OMSSMretd]

Sorry was this thread about singing.
I'll consider myself rebuked then. It s not that I had a problem with them I just hated them being so much cleverer and successful than me , especially those that can sing . Or cant......

[Marina]

Harry,

I was wearing purple knickers at the time !!

I know James Blunt is a bit samey with his songs, he still looks CoRRR though and he's doing very well in America compared with his other British contempories !

Isn't Fabio offside with his positioning with the ball ??

[harry hackedoff]

Never mind all that, would you like to do us a rembrant on what your daytime job is? Not here, silly in the Retreat please

Purple knickers hey, I`m a thong man meself

[English Rose]

I quite liked James Blunt until he released You're Beautiful. Couldn't get away from him then. In every shop, in every pub, even on the back of bloody buses - It felt like the ugly basket was stalking me. And he just looks so vacant when he's singing, it's like someone has their hand shoved up his arse making his mouth move

Can't bear him now, it's like fingernails down a blackboard.

Sara
:lilangel:

[harry hackedoff]

Heyup you, see how this "slagging Blunty off " thread is turning into an MF chicks reunion
I hate Blunty though, where the fark did he get that accent from, ffs.
Ruperts NEVER sound like that And as for the hair
Hi Sara, mwa mwa, how`s the bloke working out? Is he behaving himself

[English Rose]

Heyup you, see how this "slagging Blunty off " thread is turning into an MF chicks reunion
I hate Blunty though, where the fark did he get that accent from, ffs.
Ruperts NEVER sound like that And as for the hair
Hi Sara, mwa mwa, how`s the bloke working out? Is he behaving himself

Hiya! How are you Harry? Is everything ok down under?

I'm fine thanks, not liking Ipswich much, it reminds me of Deliverance and I'm being stalked by an evil swan
He's behaving himself, he knows better than not to - Allan, not the swan. I'm getting fat now though, bloody kids. This is going to be an only child, I tell ya. Name ideas greatly appreciated, he's not having Elsie

[flighty]

Fabio most definitely looks that pretty on the pitch. His hair is a fair bit shorter these days but he's well worth the district rate. Yum!

Jayney ....... going for a lie down. xx