self defense

[JoJo82]

Master WAxIt taught me the value of right and left!

Wax on, wax off! Works everytime in the January sales if you have to knock the odd granny out the way in Next :lilangel:

[gingerninja]

hey stop ditching the new guy this stuff really does work

[Nickosx]

Yeah mate course it does. Thats why in competitions they dont actually fight each other, they do demonstrations. If you want to look into martial arts look into MMA or UFC this is more realistic to what actually happens in unarmed combat

[tafmad]

hey stop ditching the new guy this stuff really does work

Thank you gingermania, you are wise in the ways of the master, sometime the path of enlightment is strewn with potholes.

[Greenronnie]

hey stop ditching the new guy this stuff really does work

Thank you gingermania, you are wise in the ways of the master, sometime the path of enlightment is strewn with potholes.

Sometimes strewn with windowlickers too.

[tafmad]

Greetings to you Greenronnie, you must learn to quell the inner rage that threatens to tear you apart - for anger is merely an expression of suffering, and can be eliminated by eradicating your desires. With every step upon your journey along the eightfold path you will became stronger and more resolute. The study of Chi Ken bok bok[/u] has blessed me with a sense of inner peace.Share your thoughts with the gingerninja for he is wise in the ways of the master...

[Greenronnie]

Yeah, the Ass Master!!!

[tafmad]

Greetings Greenronnie, A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: "Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most."
Feed your inner chi Ken bok bokGreenronnie

[Greenronnie]

Greetings to you also, oh mad of taffness. I guess that's your excuse for eating Pedigree Chum then? I actually have two badgers fighting for my inner sanctum, so I swallow live ferrets (is that what they eat?).

[Doc]

Swallow Ferrets!!!! My arse!!! or is that just me

I have inner peace.....I was peaced up last night, last weekend and two nights in switzerland last week. I worship the Fosters God of brown liquid that makes my head go fuzzy!

[TingTong]

Swallow Ferrets!!!! My arse!!! or is that just me

Yep, probably just you! (OK, Maybe AerialtheGimp too then)

[Greenronnie]

I have inner peace.....I was peaced up last night, last weekend and two nights in switzerland last week. I worship the Fosters God of brown liquid that makes my head go fuzzy!

Surely, your inner peace is weak, for the true path to enlightenment you must worship the peace-up God of Stella! (ya hat! )

[Doc]

I aint that religious ffs!!!!

Eddy got a bit dizzy on guiness though! We were going to shave his head but some git beat us to it

(ya Parapoo! )

[Greenronnie]

Surely you need to be shown the path of the rightous way (ie Grand Slamming!)

Yeah, Ed likes to pre-stitch himself before he goes out, saves the blokes the effort! He likes to screw the nut like that.

(Ya Sea Haraldo! )

[Doc]

Sound bloke though, he kept winning the comp shoots end of each day, dont think he spent any of his own cash once he collected his winnings!

Im just glad GingerMinga wasnt there or else there would be throwing stars and back flips all over the place.........puff of smoke and next thing he'd be playing peek-a-boo behind a figure 11 target!

(Ya................bollocks cant think of anything............errr............nope )